Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch News

By Jackie Helm
 
Last night on Ochocinco:  The Ultimate Catch, the Super Bowl game was played and a big phat championship ring was won.  Rubi vs. Brittany!  Rubi was Chad’s #1 pick from the start.  She was also my favorite from the get go.  She’s an overall stunning woman who had gained great chemistry with Chad.  The only issue is a slight slack of communication.  And I still can’t get over that she’s never dated a black man.  On the other hand, Brittany keeps it live.  She’s feisty and fun,

 
by Jackie Helm
 
This week on Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch, the same final four competitors (for two weeks in row now) landed safely in Miami.  I realized Chad was delivering a big show shocker when he didn’t eliminate anyone last week.  However, we love it when people get sent packing!
 
Chad brought his friend Rashad, and brothers, Bo, Junior and Chauncy to grill the girls at his place.  The question, “Who is the most hated?” made the crowd go wild.  The answer was, “Tara” due to her lack of seriousness about the

 
By Jackie Helm
 
Last night on Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch, the final four arrived to their lavish hotel suite at the Marriott in Cincinnati, Ohio.  Chad needed the girls close to him as training camp had begun!  He joined the girls in their room and complained of his sore muscles.  The least he could have done was disrobed so that we could see exactly what he was talking about!
 
Each girl had solo time with Chad.  Tara was first and he whisked her away…back to his hotel room!  He ordered her

By Jackie Helm
 
I love this show because Chad Ochocinco eliminates two girls at a time!  He is down to his “Elite Eight” and I couldn’t wait to see who got the next punt home!  Last night on Ochocinco:  The Ultimate Catch, Chad whisked the girls away for a quick cabin vacation in Big Bear Lake, California.
 
Chad and the girls attempted to fish, but no one was experienced in the sport, including him!  Tara squealed and screamed and eventually let her worms free in the grass.  Rubi caught

By Jackie Helm
 
Let’s get ready to rummmbbbble!  Last night on Ochocinco:  The Ultimate Catch, Chad took both the Blue and Red Teams to the beach to play football.  Everyone played except for Tara, Ericka and Laurice who all think they’re too cool for school.  As expected, Tara provided the comedic commentary for the game.
 
April (personal trainer) brought out her big guns to impress Chad with her athletic ability.  She also went above and beyond to be at his every beck and call.  When his pants got wet by the waves,