Kourtney and Kim Take Miami News

by Jessica Blackwell
 
When we left off, Kim had hired Jake to spy on Scott and he supposedly had some bombshell news for her. Well, that new turned out to be simply pictures of Scott getting wasted. Like we haven't seen that before! Kim was so excited to dish the "dirt" on Scott, but the joke was on her because somehow, (I suspect Khloé) Kourtney knew before she even came in the house. Kourt was so pissed that Kim got tossed out of the house, Scott Disick style! 
 
Kourtney tried her best to

by Jessica Blackwell
 
Khloé admitted she and Lamar have been trying to get pregnant since they were married and given the facet that they've been married for nearly three years, I'd say it hasn't been going well. Kourtney felt really bad that she's poppin them out left and right and Khloé is clearly struggling to get even one bun in her oven. When Roya, the director of DASH stores, suggested that Kourtney carry a baby for Khloé, it got her to thinking. She brought the topic up to Scott to see if he would

by Jessica Blackwell
 
In another installment of E! tries to make the Kardashians stay interesting, Scott becomes an alligator hunter! Are you rolling your eyes? Cause I am. He met Vienna from the bachelor at the club with Khloè and her parents own an alligator farm. Since he needed a new pair of shoes, he thought it was be a good idea to catch one, kill it and to have it made into loafers. What disgusted me even more than killing an innocent animal for fashion was the way he talked about the family

by Jessica Blackwell
 
Khloè (my favorite) returned to Miami but as soon as she found out she got the hosting job on Ex-Factor, she had to jump right back on a plane to start her new gig. As excited as she was to get the job, it proved to be harder than she ever imagined. She was having trouble adjusting to the stresses of live television, her makeup artist didn't show up right before the first show, and none of her family was there. She finally made it on

by Jessica Blackwell
 
OK. I've tried to go along with it, but I just can't. It's abundantly clear now that the Kardashians and E! are just making up episodes to keep ratings. This week, we entered some kind of bizarre alternate Kardashian universe where Kim gets a blood facial(aka vampire facial) and rides along with the coppers. Is this some kind of spin off? I'm confused.. 
 
Kim has a knack for taking her unhealthy behavior, and attempting to make it lucrative (sex tape anyone?). When the mayor enlisted the