Celebrity Apprentice News

 
by David McAlpine

Last time on The Celebrity Apprentice, Donald quickly narrowed the field from five to two. Clint, Brande and Jesse were cut, leaving the two powerhouses of the season, Annie Duke and Joan Rivers, to fight it out for victory.

The night starts with the boardroom set up in true Trump style in the American Museum of Natural History. Does Trump this is is considered natural history? Considering the two finalists are going at each other's throats like it's the jungle, I'd say it might qualify. Ha! Just

 
by David McAlpine
 
 

Last time on The Celebrity Apprentice, the world exploded when it became high school all over again for Melissa Rivers. The popular girls, Brande and Annie, outcasted her in the boardroom and she got fired, bringing the wrath of her and her mother upon all the contestants.

Now, Brande's all fired up. She's got her game face on, which really doesn't look like any other face that she has. In her words, "game on." But she really won't have anyone to fight with if Joan doesn't come back, so I don't

 
by David McAlpine
 
 

Last time on The Celebrity Apprentice, Annie and Brande formed a bond that no one saw coming, leaving Melissa feeling alienated. Joan and Annie fought it out and Annie won, sending Natalie Gulbis home. KOTU lost again and Herschel Walker was Trump's chosen victim.

This week opens with Clint and Jesse going at it. Jesse says he thinks Clint is an outright jerk and Clint gives him that blank look that he's been so good at developing over the last few weeks. Jesse gets to give his check

 
By David McAlpine

Last week on The Celebrity Apprentice 2, Athena stumbled, sending Brian McKnight home. The two teams started working on a new task involving auctioning off items from Ivanka's jewelry line. Joan and Annie began their face off as the celebrities battled to get donors, and Trump brought back a familiar face: Piers Morgan, winner of last season's Celebrity Apprentice.

Of course, the first thing we get from Piers is disappointment that the celebrities aren't working harder. Brande and Melissa tell Piers everything is under control, then Melissa

 
By David McAlpine

Last week on Celebrity Apprentice 2, Trump used (and abused) his ultimate "I'm going to fire whoever I want" powers and kicked both former pop star Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins and E! regular Khloe Kardashian off the show. And I'm still a little bitter about Khloe.

So, when Natalie and Clint return to the suite and both Annie and Joan are upset, I feel slightly vindicated. Joan even tries to call Donald out on the bogus firing (since she doesn't want Clint there, either), but he shuts her down.