Reality TV News

By Jackie Helm
 
This week on the "My Antonio" finale episode we got a quick blast from the past shows.  Wow, I had forgotten about all the crazies.  Luckily, the time has come for Antonio to choose between two sane and sassy women; Brooke and Miranda.
 
First up, Antonio  forced the girls out of bed and into a bed photo shoot AS IS.  They had to grace the cameras with bed head and morning breath.  Miranda laughed and played and impressed Antonio.  He liked her bare face that flossed her freckles. 

 
By Jackie Helm
 
This week on My Antonio, I was less than thrilled with the episode.  Antonio’s soap opera skills were slippin’ and I could have predicted all 4 things that happened.  Number one:  Antonio went on a solo date with Brooke and naturally it was off the hook.  They look and act like a REAL couple.  The two spent the day yachting, cuddling and kissing on the ocean. 
 
 

Brooke
 
Number two:  Antonio took Miranda on a solo date and it was

 
By Jackie Helm
 
 
This week on “My Antonio”, the final four competitors go horseback riding with Momma!  She wanted to get a better feel of the girls as well as to see if they’d be down to saddle up and ride.  Antonio’s mother Yvonne is not going to let her baby wind up with the wrong woman again. Speaking of Antonio’s ex-wife, Tully was quite the experienced horseback rider.  She was kind enough to coach crybaby Christi,  (who claimed to have previously had an accident on a horse in the

By Jackie Helm
 
Last night on “My Antonio”, ex-wife Tully got treated to an impromptu date for being a big crybaby.  Due to her sobbing last week, Antonio took her on a surprise shoe shopping trip!  The two bought matching Ed Hardy sneakers and he gave Tully a gold necklace with a foot charm on it.  Tully stated that he loves her…er…feet.  Naturally, the other girls were ticked!  Materialistic Miranda commented that she wouldn’t have been fond of tennis shoes and foot jewels anyway!
 
Later, the girls, Antonio and Momma sailed

 
Last night on "My Antonio", the competing ladies had to kick up their acting skills!  Antonio’s purpose was to teach the girls to understand him in regards to his life as a star.  He paired them up and assigned acting roles for a soap opera that was filmed on an actual studio set!
 
The first set was titled, "In Bed" and starred Brooke and Tania.  Antonio passionately kissed Brooke beneath the covers.  He then kneeled beside the bed to ask Brooke's hand in marriage.  Brooke burst into tears as she confessed to having