Reality TV News

By Ashley Thompson
 
"The raging bitch from hell", says Sylvia about the new roomie/old boss Alicia. Yet poor Alicia feels attacked and anxious. But she doesn't really HAVE to be there. So get off the patio and move in already. We get that you're a self-proclaimed bully but if you're out to ruin Sylvia's life then just get on with the show... I'm grabbing my popcorn.
 
Madison doesn't seem phased by the bamboozlement that MTV is putting on these cast members, all she sees is a new friend. So not only is Sylvia livid

By Ashley Thompson
 
Kate has decided that for the family's glorious return to television that she will take her brood to New England. Packing for Type-A-Kate these days is a lot harder than in the past. Firstly the kids no long like to match, secondly the females of the family are very opinionated about their styles... throwing fits, exchanging already packed items. I bet she's wishing she would've had all boys right now. What will this family be like when every child in the house is a teenager??
 
(Before they leave she prepares all

By Ashley Thompson
 
The teams are selling wedding dresses to raise money. Weddings are a $40 billion per year business and this fundraiser is willing to capitalize. The objective is to make as much money as possible with a pop-up wedding dress boutique. They can charge whatever they want for the dresses and sell them to anyone they please. By the way, the boutiques are neighbors... as in directly beside each other. Talk about competition. Whoever raises the most money wins and gets both teams monies. Donald decides to switch up the teams... Team Vortex

 
By Ashley Thompson
 
The two teams are raising money for charity by developing a 4 page fitness editorial to be featured in the Hot and Healthy pages of Cosmopolitan Magazine and the Cosmo Body app. They will need to give a presentation to the Cosmo senior editor, Liz and a fitness instructor... who will be judging on originality, creativity and overall presentation. This weeks managers are Johnny Damon and Jamie Anderson (of course the athletes have a leg up on this one).
 
Team Infinity (women) featured the Olympians, Jamie and Shawn, as well

by Jessica Blackwell
 
On last night's episode of RHOA, the cast headed to Puerto Rico and two of our favorite veterans got their bitter asses handed to them by newcomers! 
 
For about two seasons now, Nene has been able to float in and out of production, her storylines have largely been about her endeavors seperate from the show, and no one checks her when she causes a bunch of drama. It's like she's gotten so large that anyone is afraid to step to her (Kenya's passive aggresive grumbling during her confessionals don't count). UNTIL