Posted 06/12/2011 by Gina in Audrina
by Robin Hardwick
"The Penultimate"
Casey, in more makeup than you'll ever use in a lifetime, ponders why Audrina hasn't contacted her since Dinnergate. Cue the montage of Lynn flying off the handle, Kyle looking emotionless, and Casey being smug. Come to think of it, half of this 22 minute show are flashbacks to scenes earlier in the series. Casey leaves a voicemail for Audrina, and it is about as thrilling as you'd expect a voicemail to be. "Hey, calling to see what's up. Haven't talked to you in a while."
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Posted 05/30/2011 by Gina in Audrina
by Robin Hardwick
"Back in the Saddle"
Audrina heads down to Palm Beach Florida for the polo match. She takes her brother Marky and her stylist Joey. Doesn't she have any non-family, non-staff friends?
The gang meets the polo players, including Nick, who is also a model. Audrina claims that there is chemistry between them, all I see are two vacant people talking in each other's general direction. She gets on Nick's horse and he straddles her from behind to ride with her.
Oh no! The paparazzi happen to
Posted 05/23/2011 by Gina in Audrina
by Robin Hardwick
I haven't mentioned the opening credits of this show. The song is quite catchy! The chorus mentions "it's all uncharted". What does that have to do with Audrina? Only Mark Burnett knows.
Audrina is so busy. She "had" to go to New York City to do her photoshoot for Marie Claire. Poor girl. The theme of the shoot was "a day in the life" of Audrina. Which translated to plaid harem pants, crop tops, and kicking her legs real high. Fashion, y'all!
Corey is back from Australia,
Posted 05/16/2011 by Gina in Audrina
by Robin Hardwick
"Vegas and Bling"
We pick up right where we left off last time, with the pointless yelling and arguing between Lynn, Kyle, and Casey at the family dinner. Poor Kyle doesn't even say a word and he gets a tongue lashing from the manic Lynn. Casey storms out, claiming that Lynn will never get to see her kids. Casey interviews smugly on the driveway, saying that she is glad she married Kyle, who has a nice mother, like the mother she never had. She seems way too satisfied
Posted 05/09/2011 by Gina in Audrina
by Robin Hardwick
"War of the Patridges"
Audrina and her mother, Lynn, are still in New York. Casey left early because she was still mad that her mother told her she had "itty-bitty boobs." Audrina gets a sudden phone call inviting her to meet Donald Trump. They head to his office, and surprisingly, he's free and waiting for her. He tells her she's pretty and that she has an open invitation to do Celebrity Apprentice or judge the Ms. Universe pageant. Lynn practically throws herself at Trump and he kisses and