By Jackie Helm

Last night on Sober House, the rebellious behavior was out of control.  As we know, last week both Kari Ann Peniche and Mike Starr “attacked” the camera men.  House manager Jenn made Mike spend the night at rehab tech Will’s house.  Mike was boisterous and bragging that he would not return to the Sober House.  But after a night of heavy thinking, Mike humbly returned with apologies.

Kari Ann had been gone for four days and admitted to relapsing AGAIN!  She drug her feet back into the Sober House with her head down and tail between her legs.  Everyone was shocked to see her; Heidi Fleiss was livid.  Heidi attacked Kari until Kari decided to leave.  When Tom Sizemore comforted Kari, Heidi turned against him too.

Later in group, the tension heightened between Heidi and Tom.  Tom reiterated that he was cool like the breeze.  But Heidi continued to act stank.  Dr. Drew tried to emphasize that she and Tom were getting along just fine only 24 hours prior.  Heidi dipped back into the past, again, by singing her “barefoot and bleeding” song.  Heidi is cool with Tom one minute and the next she brings up their past relationship.  Tom reached his boiling point and he left the group with a heartfelt, ““F$#% you, you f@#$%* b%#$@”.  Which I think Heidi deserved.  She wasn’t fazed and in fact, Heidi pointed out Tom's outburst in efforts to make herself look less crazy.

Rehab Tech Bob later found Tom passed out at his girlfriends’ apartment.  Is this Monroe’s apartment?  And did she ever complete rehab?  Moving on…Bob snuck around looking for paraphernalia and thankfully didn’t find any.  Tom finally woke up and thought he was dreaming to see Bob standing over his bed.  Tom swore that he didn’t use drugs and promised to return the Sober House by midnight.

Back at the Sober House, the other housemates were hype about their first night of freedom.  Despite having zero supervision, they still had a curfew of midnight.  Kendra and sexy Seth had a bite to eat with Jenn.  With a night of freedom at their finger tips, Seth and Kendra decided that rather than hitting the streets, it would be wiser to take it to the house.

When they returned they learned that Rodman, Mike and Jennifer (Jennifer Ketchum the former porn star is not to be confused with the house manager Jenn) went clubbin.  Naturally, staff Jenn and Will were concerned and they had every right to be.  The club was poppin’ and all eyes were on the 3 rehab patients (and probably the camera crew too).  Bad girls were tempting Dennis with alcohol.  Mike Starr made his way around the club introducing himself as the bassist for Alice and Chains (although his decade long drug use was prompted from being kicked out of the band).  When the clock struck midnight, Jennifer, Dennis and Mike simply laughed.

Back at the house, Jenn made everyone stay awake until the bad kids got home.  Tom rolled in at about 12:30am and tried to play it cool, but Jenn was all over him for being only 30 minutes late.  He did pass a breathalyzer test, but I was dying to see if they would give him a urine analysis.  It seems as though that part was saved for the next episode.  Next weeks sneak clips show Jenn reading a UA as dirty for METH!  Then the following scenes show Tom Sizemore totally losing it and trying to fight Mike Starr for saying “dope sick”.  It appears to be completely crazy and I’m already anticipating next Thursday!

House Manager Jenn

Finally, Dennis and crew made it back to the Sober House over an hour late of curfew.  Jenn tried to hand them their head on a silver platter, but nobody really respects Jenn.  The last three houseguests passed their breathalyzer tests (surprisingly) but Jenn wasn’t done with them yet.  Consequence time!  Everybody (guilty and non-guilty) was punished for the curfew slaying.  The whole house had to give up their cell phone AND write a 150 word essay regarding their sobriety.  No episode is complete without a little show from Dennis Rodman.  He would not hand over his cell and his essay contained 150 of the word “Why”.  When Dennis finally made Jenn reach her boiling point, he calmly handed over his phone.  Ha ha, love that guy.

Hopefully, this crew takes it down a notch and let’s prays that Tom doesn’t whoop up on Mike! 

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