By Ashley Thompson

What would piss off Brits who dislike Americans more than anything? Probably a Martha Stewart-esque Fourth of July party. You know the day, when the United States declared independence from the Kingdom of Great Britain. Do they even see it? Yet Marissa and Juliet have it in the bag.

Before we get to the party, let's discuss what everyone else is up to. Annabelle meets with her grandmother and they discuss their royal and aristocratic heritage, disclosing they have an assassin in the family. And she says "Alexander McQueen" about a gazillion more times.

Caprice is in the tabloid for her bug dress from The Serpentine party. She fails to mention it was for it being a hideous dress, but she's happy she was photographed anyways. I guess no press is bad press.

Caroline tells us more about her office where everything comes to her and she wants for nothing because everything is at her fingertips. Her make-up artist arrives to help her face for this BBQ and they discuss what July 4th is about, and neither of them know. Her request? "Make me look American."

Party time: when Marissa and her husband try out the food for the Independence Day BBQ they discover that ribs are too messy, Scottish burgers aren't sliders, and lobster rolls aren't typically American but what the hay, serve them anyway. And putting Juliet on display to sing the Star Spangled Banner was so mean. Juliet, good job. No one can sing that song. Brits, don't be so snobbish, everyone should have pride in their country.

And now comes Annabelle vs Juliet. Basically Juliet interrupts Annabelle, Annabelle returns the favor. Annabelle gets fed up with the whole thing and leaves. Juliet chases her down and it's a classic showdown. One person is loud and obnoxious (Juliet) and the other is calm and condescending (Annabelle). By the way, for being a "rock and roll chick", Annabelle is awfully stuck-up. I guess she's more posh than she thinks she is.

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