By Mike Bandy

Ooh, special Tuesday episode! Let's get right to it.

We started out with Sheree, who was in Phaedra's office once again, this time to show her the papers she was served with. Phaedra said that this filing opens the door for her ex to look into her financials, and Sheree couldn't believe that she was in this situation. Phaedra did give her some options - namely, send his sorry but to jail, but Sheree refused. She's worried that the judge will take Bob's side in court, because he's a celebrity, and that's what happened during their divorce. Apparently, the court system in Atlanta isn't fair.

Meanwhie, Kandi was filming an episode of her brothel web series "Kandi Koated Nights", at her newly updated set. George and Marlo showed up to be on the show, and the topic was "How to Hook a Baller". Kandi asked George what it would take to make him want to be in a relationship, and stay. George said that women in Atlanta don't preserve themselves well enough and they sell their souls too fast, and if you carry yourself like a lady, you'lll be treated like one. Oh, and Atlanta is a "pretend city" - everybody wants to be someone, and that makes him upset, especially girls who have expensive handbags and drive a Honda Civic.

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Anyway, George was then asked about going from NeNe to Marlo, and he said she was never his woman. Then Kandi asked Marlo how she got her money, and she said god and hard work. But Kandi said that there were rumors that Marlo had an old, white sugar daddy before she met George. Something tells me this isn't the last we'll hear about Marlo's money - or NeNe's alleged affair.

Next we switched back to Kim, who was leaving the hospital, brand new little one in tow. Back at the townhouse, everyone saw what an adjustment a baby would really be. Chanel, the family dog, certainly wasn't into the change, and she let everyone know by going to the bathroom in the house as much as possible. Fantastic.

Then, Cynthia and NeNe were out shopping together at a vintage store ("Eww, clothes other people have worn!" scoffed NeNe), and Cynthia mentioned what happened on Kandi Koated Nights. NeNe still maintains that she never slept with Charles and doesn't know what everyone wants from her. Could a confrontation with Marlo be far behind?

Sheree...why on EARTH would you buy a Porsche when you're in the middle of a child support case?! Phaedra was right to say that it wasn't a good idea, just like it wasn't a good idea for Sheree to wear half of the outfits she brought to Phaedra's house for an impromptu fashion show. What the hell is she doing?? Phaedra advised Sheree not to wear Louboutins, and pronounced it "LOOBATONS". Good lord, can ANYBODY in Atlanta pronounce his name?!

Then Kandi met up with a woman from OhmiBod, a company that makes sex toys, to see what kind of merchandise and technology they had to offer. This wouldn't have been so bad had the meeting taken place in an office or at Kandi's house, but it happened IN A CROWDED RESTAURANT. People were staring as a vibrator rocked itself to the music on the table in full view of everyone there. Look, I'm no prude, but vibrators and diners should never EVER mix. Ever. Eww.

Things are still crazy at Kim's house - Brielle won't help out because she's a brat, Sweetie washes Kim's wigs (which all have names, by the way) with extra virgin olive oil, and the baby sleeps on.

Meanwhile, Phaedra was informed that they hadn't received the retainer from Sheree yet, and she was a bit upset, because it was the day before the court case, and she doesn't do anything without getting paid. Another assistant finally showed up with the check, after having gone to three different places just to get it. The next day, Sheree was crying to Phaedra on the phone talking about how she wasn't ready, but Phaedra coaxed her out the door with some kind and encouraging words (which, frankly, I wasn't sure she was even capable of).

Then Kim's parents met the new baby for the first time, her dad made an obscene comment about Kim's breasts, the dog pooped in the house again, and yeah. Kim really phoned it in this episode, didn't she??

Back in court, Sheree's ex threw a monkey wrench in her plans by filing a motion for contempt, claiming that Sheree took furniture that legally belonged to him in the divorce settlement. Because of this, the case got continued, Phaedra looked dumbfounded, Bob looked pleased with himself (did you see him kiss Sheree's mother on the way out?!? I'd have slapped him for sure), and Sheree looked like she might keel over.

At dinner with Kandi that evening, the waterworks turned on when Sheree expressed frustration with Phaedra's performance in court, Phaedra insisted that she did exactly what she was supposed to do, and Kandi cried out of sympathy for Sheree, since she'd been through it before. They all agreed that the courts in Atlanta are stacked against women, but Sheree felt that Phaedra had been outsmarted, and I can't imagine where the case is going to go next.

What do you think? I'm thinking Sheree probably did take furniture. I'm also thinking she's gonna lose this case, what with her taste in expensive vehicles and Chateau Sheree almost one brick complete. Guess we'll find out!