by Chandra Clewley

 

 

An all new episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills tonight started where we left off in Vail, last week.

 

Lisa thinks Taylor might be drunk during the crying and the hot tubbing with Kyle.  The rest of the girls are napping, and Taylor comes in and wakes up Kim to talk to her.  She is obviously drunk and crying and talking to Kim. Hmm….this is interesting…wasn’t Kim the “drunk” last season? Anyway, Taylor is apologizing for how they kept arguing last season, and feels awful about it.

 

Ten minutes before dinner, drunk Taylor is hiding in Kyle’s suitcase and Kyle and Kim are trying to sober her up. Kyle seems to think it is the altitude, the alcohol and the fact that Taylor is so thin, but she is losing it. She just isn’t able to pull herself together; she is disoriented and seems to be having a total melt down. All the girls stop what they are doing to dig through everything to find her makeup bag, and once they find it, Taylor still needs to talk about stuff, still needs to figure out how to cope. Adrienne thinks she is having a nervous breakdown (oh! I’ve seen the scene before! Kelly from Real Housewives New York possibly? This looks familiar…). 

 

At one point everyone is starting to get kind of annoyed, Kyle is like “really I am on vacation”, Lisa thinks she is the victim, Taylor is bringing up weird stuff and looks completely wounded. Adrienne is seriously worried about her. She even admits that she “never eats”. Um…anorexic much? This is scary….seriously. Like, it is hard for me to watch this. I hope that she has, since filming, pulled herself together.  Everyone finds the trip emotionally draining….

 

Back in Malibu, we get to see more of Camille’s amazzzzzing home there…with her 5 acres of land. Kyle talks to Mauricio about the drama in Vail, and about how vague and fragile she is. She also sounds relieved that Kim and she are getting along again. Mauricio feels very hurt by Kim accusing him of stealing her home last season, and he thinks it will take a long time for her to patch that up with him and will involve her getting help. Rehab help? 

 

Lisa is super excited that a place next door to Villa Blanca has opened up and she wants to expand Sur, her West Hollywood restaurant.  She needs to talk Ken into it, because he would rather be retired in Montecito, according to Lisa. 

Adrienne and Paul are having a hard time with the Sac Kings. They are being discouraged from going to the last game of the season.

 

Apparently, the family has not made repairs to the stadium, it sounds like politics, and now are persona-non-grata in Sac.  Paul is discouraging her from going, and Adrienne is insisting that she is going…she thinks he is over-reacting.  She feels that Paul is overstepping his boundaries. He has his business and Adrienne has hers, and she likes it that way.  

 

Kim is supposed to meet Paul and Adrienne at Van Nuys to fly up to Sacramento. Adrienne calls Kim when she isn’t at the airport yet, and Kim answers and doesn’t even understand who they are. Then she starts talking gibberish on the phone and both Paul and Adrienne are kind of freaked out…she is apologizing, she feels terrible, she is rushing, she is leaving in 10 minutes, but she isn’t making any sense to them! Oy vay! Another drunk! “I’m so excited to go with you guys, I feel horrible, it’s a nice airport” Um, okay.  Paul says she is intoxicated.  He is pretty sure she won’t be making the flight.  They opt to go grab a drink, but she says she can’t miss the last game of the season.

 

Taylor meets with her life-coach, and thinks that all this therapy is making her crazy! She tells her about her panic-attack/nervous breakdown/blackout/ freak out in Vail. What Taylor needs to realize is that her life is her own story…how sad that she doesn’t know that yet, and we as the audience know what is going to come of this situation. 

Does Kim make the flight? And what is this about Taylor’s marriage being in the press? Plus we meet the newest cast members….ugh….next week!

 

Catch an all new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills next Monday at 10/9 C on Bravo.

 

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