by Jessica Blackwell

 

So Kristin invited all the ladies to Montana...and of course the housewives can't go on a trip without drama! (otherwise what would be the point of Bravo paying for it?)

 

First Queen Aviva was diagnosed with asthma out of the blue, and therefore going on the trip to Montana with the rest of the cast would have been "irresponsible".  Those were Aviva's words to Reed during a clearly staged conversation where she pretended to really want to go on the trip. It went something like this: 

 

Aviva: I really want to go on the trip, should I try to go? 

Reed: No. you can't do that, you have asthma! 

Aviva: Well, there it is, I can't go. 

 

Right...because an actual conversation with Aviva would ever go like that. And further more, what self respecting doctor would tell her that the polluted air in Manhattan is better for her lungs than the open air of Montana? She is clearly full of it. 

 

Kristin knew that Aviva was full of it, and she called her on her BS. Aviva did her snotty thing and pretended to be offended that Kristin would ever doubt her. Then she proceeded to pull out a bag of like six medications (would you need that many for asthma?) and wave them in Kristin's face. When Kristin refused to budge, she threw her bag of crazy at her. 

 

A few things are clear: Aviva never wanted to go to Montana and whenever she wants to get out of something, she will feign an illness, blame her prosthetic leg, or bring Reed as a security blanket. Yuck! Who would ever want to be friends with a woman like that?

 

Next week the Montana trip continues...sans Aviva.

The Real Housewives of New York airs Tuesdays at 9pm on Bravo. 

 

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