by Jessica Blackwell

Khloé is back (she's my favorite Kardashian) and taking Kourtney to task of her lack of "taking care of her man" in the bedroom department. Scott tried several times to get Kourt to "open up" shall we say, but she just kept ignoring him. He even admitted that he hasn't seen her lady parts since Penelope was born!!!  Apparently, he then decided that since Kourtney was boring, he would put the moves on Khloé?? He started being all touchy feel with Khloé since he was obviously desperate for some human affection. After Scott made some lewd comments about the way she ate an ice cream cone, Khloé was was understandably freaked out, and even more so when he was clinging to her in a club. When Khloé confronted Scott at dinner in front of Kourtney, they made up, but Kourtney could give a shizz. The only time Kourt was affectionate and caring towards Scott was when he was mentioning having another baby. Maybe he's just her sperm donor? 

Everyone who follows celebrity gossip knows that a few months ago, Rob had a nasty breakup with Rita Ora, an up and coming Roc Nation artist from the UK. It all seemed very bizarre, and ended with Rob ranting about their personal business on Twitter, specifically that she cheated on him with 20 men. Thanks to reality television, we got to see what really happened between them. According to Khloé, Rob and Rita actually dated for a year, but they couldn't go public with their relationship because the label wanted to represent her as being single. Rob, being the sensitive soul that he is, couldn't handle a relationship like that, so they ended it - hence the Twitter war. 

For anyone who has watched the Kardashians from the beginning, they know that when Rob is emotional, he lashes out at those close to him. He started seeing all these random girls, and insisted that Kim arrange for Kanye to do a song with one of them. Then when she refused, he proceeded to verbally abuse her, even bringing up her sex tape and threatening to publicly bash her and Kanye! WTF baby Rob?? He eventually called Kim to apologize, but still! He needs to get it together. Rob is lucky that he has sisters that care about him enough to tell him when he is engaging in self-destructive behavior. 

Kourtney was understandably going nuts with her two children in a hotel room all day, so she started thinking about renting a house for the duration of their stay in Miami. Kim was against it because she liked the convenience of the hotel, but Rob convinced her to look into a house for Kourtney's sake. When they went house hunting however, they couldn't agree on the features of the house. Kourtney is looking for something family friendly, and Kim just wants glitz and glamour. Since Kourt and Scott don't sleep in the same room, Kourtney would need four rooms in the house: one for Scott, the master bedroom for her, and one for each of her children. Kim felt like Kourtney was being controlling about the whole situation and started to get really turned off. She and Kourt talked it out and after witnessing a sad scene where Mason had nowhere to play with his scooter, Kim signed the lease on the house Kourtney liked and surprised her. Such a sweet sister! 

Stay tuned for more Kardashian family drama! 

Kourtney and Kim take Miami airs Sundays at 9/8c on E! 

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