by Gina Scarpa

 

Brace yourselves because everybody put on their crazy pants this week on Bachelor Pad. One major factor was the survey that Chris Harrison handed out to everyone at the start of the episode, asking them to answer the questions very honestly. I think we all know where this is going. The challenge this week tests the players' Bachelor/Bachelorette history and knowledge of love trivia, but then they have to guess who said what awful thing about who in the house. A quick rundown: Blakely hasn't accomplished anything, Erica would make the worst parent, Jamie's the most annoying, Sarah's had sex in public places, and Jaclyn is the most fake. Were there even questions about the guys? Do they even care?

 

It's a little surprising that David came in last. He's supposed to be some big superfan and he can't answer questions about past seasons or gage how people feel about one another? Ed takes it for the guys, and his partner Jaclyn wins the ladies' round. Clearly, these two are in tune with what's going on in the house. Jamie came in last (definitely clueless) and she and David both have votes against them.

 

Jaclyn chooses Ed to go on the date and since he's automatically safe, they'll have to give a rose to a guy in the house to protect from this week's vote. Their date at Dodgers Stadium was really cute and it's clear Jaclyn has a crush on Ed, though I don't think the feeling is mutual. Still, they shared a hot dog and a kiss, before ending the night under a night sky lit up by fireworks.

 

Back at the mansion, the two decide to give Chris the rose who's been cuddling with (sleeping with?) Jamie just to get her to shut up. Classy. He's also distancing himself from Blakeley who he was initially trying to shack up with in the beginning. He's now got his sites on Sarah... must be that sex in public places thing... and asks her on the date. Oh helllll no! Blakeley storms off in a corner somewhere while Jamie buys his load of BS about taking Sarah just to avoid drama. The drama hasn't even started yet, my friend.

 

Chris and Sarah go on an action packed date, where they film a "movie" scene, choreographed by martial artist and stuntman Steven Ho. The two can barely keep their hands off of one another - get a room! Oh wait. They do. Yeah, you heard me. They spend the entire night together doing, most likely, exactly what you think they're doing. And I really thought there'd never be a day that I could hate someone more than Kalon who, actually, I'm still enjoying on Bachelor Pad! He and Lindzi are too cute.

 

Back to the game. It's time to lobby for votes so David goes after Nick while Nick tries to solidify Jamie's vote by offering to vote for Blakeley if she'll stab David in the back. Chris tells everyone he's voting Blakeley out and keeping Sarah, Erica, and Jamie close to do whatever he wants, which doesn't sit well with his alliance. Kalon tells 75 lies to everyone and I have absolutely no way of telling which is the truth, except for the fact that he promises Ed the one person he'll never lie to is Lindzi. Whatever Lindzi says he said is true. Well, unless Lindzi is lying.

 

When the roses are handed out, Blakeley ends up staying while Jamie says goodbye. She tries to call Chris out for his disgusting behavior but he just puts her down and embarrasses her further. Though she's definitely the Mayor of Crazytown this season, you can't help but feel bad for her during her limo ride home. She says she can't trust people but she just needs to stop being so naive and have a better judge of character.

 

We also say goodbye to the last fan standing, David, who cries and says that leaving the mansion will go down as the saddest moment of his life. I'm fairly certain that's the grossest exaggeration I've ever heard.

 

Bachelor Pad airs Mondays at 8/7c on ABC.

 

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