by Gina Scarpa

 

Tonight, on Survivor: Heroes Vs. Villains, Boston Rob starts to pick out alliances within his tribe. He gives every future Survivor player a tip. If you want to know who's working with who, just check out how people sleep at night and who they sleep with. Coach and Jerri are cuddled up and Parvati is all over Russell (I know, right?). Russell may think he's the greatest Survivor player of all time but I think I'm bestowing that title upon Rob.

 

Meanwhile, Randy can't buy a friend on the Villains tribe. He catches a giant clam and no one even seems to care. I mean, when you bring back food and no one cares, you must really be on the outs.

 

At the Heroes camp, JT pulls a sneaky move when he tells Cirie that he heard Candace doesn't trust her anymore in order to break up their alliance. Cirie buys it hook, line, and sinker. Who wouldn't trust that face of his?

 

In tonight's challenge, the contestants will face off one on one and try to knock each other into the mud using a bag to push them. Hands must stay on the bags at all times. The reward is the luxury item they brought from home as well as coffee, sugar, and a week's worth of rice. Nice! Villains sit out Courtney and Sandra. (Survivor history: Tom did this challenge during his season and won.)

 

Tom faces Russell and knocks him right off (duh). Candace takes Parvati out. Coach thinks he took Russell out but uses his hands so the match is a do-over which pisses Coach off so much that he flips off Probst! Russell emerges victorious in the do-over. Heroes up 3-0. Cirie makes quick work of Amanda and JT takes out Tyson. Heroes lead 5-zip. Amanda defeats Dani and then Rob and Colby really get into it before Rob hits the mud. Perhaps the best matchup is James vs. Randy. I mean, does the old guy stand a chance? No, he does not. James charges and knocks him right off. Heroes win reward... and immunity!

 

The two names on the chopping block tonight are Parvati and Randy. They'd get rid of Parv because she's a dangerous, flirtatious player with friends on the other tribe. They'd get rid of Randy because he's weak. Tyson makes a good point that Randy has no friends here or there. Who cares if they keep him around but most aren't so quick to want to take out Parvati. Why, I'll never understand...

 

At tribal, Sandra comes right out and points out that not only is Parvati a winner, but she has James, Amanda, and Cirie on the other side. She also calls out Coach for taking off on long walks instead of working but he fires right back telling her that he has worked hard and if she doesn't think so, she should write his name down. The machete has mysteriously gone missing which has everyone all pissed off (all fingers point to Russell) and there doesn't seem to be a clear tribe leader. These people need some help!

 

Here are the votes: Randy. Rob. Randy. Randy. Randy. Randy. Third person voted out of Survivor... no surprise to you or me... Randy.

 

Survivor: Heroes Vs. Villains airs Thursdays at 8/7c on CBS.

 

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