by Chandra Clewley

 

Ugh! I wanted to wait until tomorrow to do another Real Housewives Round Up, but the gossip keeps flying in and I can’t contain it!!! So, here we go, for this week (click on the red highlights for links):

 

We are starting to see the Real Housewives of New York City gals a bit more. Perhaps it is to start the wheels turning for their next season, set to air in March. The Real Housewives of New York’s Countess De Lesseps is…guess…wait for it……hold on….wait…hold it….are you about to pass out? hang on.....oh boy....big news.... recording a song. Amazing! Did she go to Kandi Burruss too? 

 

The Countess also told US Weekly she is “courting” a few gentlemen callers. Maybe if she is lucky they will pick her up in one of those new-fangled motor coaches and take her to a speakeasy where she can Charleston and imbibe in a high ball.

 

C’mon Luann, ditch the old timey. The Great Gatsby was written 85 years ago and news flash: you aren’t married to a geriatric anymore!!!

 

I always like Alex McCord, even if she and Simon can get a little creepy with the shopping and doting on each other, I think she has a great perspective. Here she is chiming in on the monstrosity that once was Heidi Montag. Sad 

 

Speaking of Heidi Montag: Sletchen….yes, that is the new “nickname” I made up for Slade and Gretchen (it was either that or Glade…you decide?)… I digress, speaking of Sletchen, here is what the manlier half had to say about Heidi’s surgery: “She looks like a Cat Woman now!  The one eyebrow just goes so far up now.  The eye looks weird to me now.”

 

More on the Real Housewives of Orange County front (and of course Sletchen), US Weekly reported that in regards to the Tamra and Simon Barney divorce, Slade Smiley said “All I have to say is , karma’s a bitch!”  before adding, “We are sad for their kids." Bahhhh! Can’t Slade butt out for like, 5 seconds???? Who are you??? You aren’t even supposed to be on the show!

 

Back on the East Coast, Bethenny Frankel showed off her bling to US Weekly: A 6.5 carat pear shaped diamond by Kristin Farrell, from her real estate boyfriend Jason Hoppy. He proposed in October 2009. 

 

While we are at it, if you want a closer look at those airbrushed and unairbrushed Bethenny photos, here they are.  Gorgeous!

 

On the Kelly Killoren Bensimon watch, she was on the back page of this week’s US Weekly wearing some fur contraption that no one liked. Albeit, US Weekly isn’t exactly the fashion magazine of the century, and the people that rate and talk about the fashion on the back two pages are random comics and nobodies, who wouldn’t know a Mulberry bag if it hit them across the face while they were being booed off stage. Speaking of Mulberry bags, Kelly does have an Ebay store that seems to be going solid and she donates proceeds to the American Red Cross. You can bid on stuff here. Please tell me that wasn't REAL fur in US Weekly Kelly???

 

The Real Housewives of New Jersey feud between The People vs. Danielle looks like it may be sparking up again. Who was Jacqueline Laurita tweeting about this past weekend?

 

Her tweet was:  I'm with you Kelly! I knew all along she was a husband stealer! Shame on her. He'll dump her like everyone else does.

And then her follow up tweet: I can't believe she was friends with the wife first

She finished up the rant with: Can't say but it should be easy to figure out;0)

Everyone was guessing Danielle Staub was the subject of the tweets, but Danielle hardly ever or should I say, never, answer tweets, so we may never know...although....

 

It might be John McEnroe, if our sources are correct? Is he married? 

 

Turns out they were at The Rangers game on Monday night.

 

Anyway, turns out Dina Manzo was ALSO going to go to the Rangers game with daughter Lex and tweeted:  I was invited to the Rangers game last night, was going to go with Lex. THANK GOD I DIDN"T. Inside joke...well maybe

 

“Inside” if you have never seen RHONJ I guess…

 

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Catch a new episode of our Orange County gals this Wednesday night at 10 pm ET on Bravo.

 

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