Green Team:  Top Row -  T-Weed, Bonez & Buddha

Bottom Row: Myammee, Ice, Milf & Buckwild

 

I Love Money 2 Recap, Episode 4, Surprise Surprise, Goodbye to two guys!

By Jackie Helm

 

“Attention money lovers, attention money lovers.  The time has come for the next team challenge, and let me tell you it’s sure to be a mouth full.  Pick your team captains, put on your team uniforms and be ready to bounce in an hour”, says the photo of host Craig.

 

The once strong Green Team has dwindled in size and the moral left with the eliminated members.  Once Buddha voted against Milf, (both green team members), she’s the Gold Teams newest spy (in addition to Buckwild).  Who else to choose as new Gold Team captain than the biggest Buddha hater alive – The Entertainer?!  The new Green Team captain is Bonez.

 

Craig gathers the group under the hot Mexican sun.  “The Kiss Off 2” is the name of the game.  The individual teams pair up and must keep their balance on short, narrow beams.  One player donning Speedos bends over as the other player wearing lipstick puckers up to their teammate’s bootay!  The Green team is hoping that Buckwild and Milf do not get to play because they are working against their own team and will throw the challenge.

 

But to Buddha’s dismay, he is paired off with Milf.  As soon as the game starts, Milf pushes Buddha off the beam, claiming to have fallen.  Buckwild does the same thing creaming that she is not kissing nobody’s ass.  The last hope for the Green Team was T-weed’s lips locked on Myammee’s tailfeather.  Unfortunately, his legs started shaking and T-weed lost his balance.  The Gold Team celebrated yet another win.

 

 

Gold Team:  Top Row - Tailor Made, Sapphyri, The Entertainer, 20-Pack

Bottom Row - Prancer, Cali, Angelique, Heat & IT

 

It was obvious to me that T-weed gave the balance beam his best shot; but later at dinner, his team members questioned his game play.  Buddha is talking ish and it fuels T-weeds new-found hatred for him.  Tweed tells The Entertainer that he recognizes his mistake in picking Buddha for a teammate.  The Entertainer is saying: HELLOOO I told you not to pick Buddha.

 

Since the Green Team lost again, they are going back into the vault to vote against each other to leave.  Buckwild and Sapphyri are trying to convince Bonez to vote against Buddha.  Green Team members are throwing challenges and the whole house is out of sorts due to Buddha’s presence.  Bonez has open ears but doesn’t make any promises.

 

Vault time.  The Green team members vote and the winner/losers are:  T-weed, Buckwild and Milf.  T-weed is outraged that Bonez turned against him rather than Buddha.  Then T-weed calls Buddha a bitch and they get close to boxing it out!  Later T-weed even insulted Bonez for being a bible thumper!

 

Because Entertainer is the captain of the Gold team he is the “Paymaster”.  He will decide who on the Green Team goes home.  The three going-home-possibles join Entertainer for dinner.  T-weed knows that Buckwild is safe so he starts some hardcore hating on Milf.  The Entertainer chose T-weed for a one-on-one discussion and T-weed promises to “deliver Buddha’s head on a silver platter in the worst way”.

 

During the dark, drawn out elimination The Entertainer tricks us all and decides to send T-weed home.  The Entertainer reminds T-weed that he told him not to choose Buddha as a teammate from the get go and T-weed had to get gone.

 

Just as I wondered how the so small Green Team could even compete against the big bad Gold Team – the tables were turned.  Craig split the competitors by gender.  Each person had to vote for the person of their respective gender that they trusted the most.  20 Pack received every single male vote but one and Sapphyri won for the women.  20 Pack and Sapphyri became new team captains and hand picked new teammates until there was one odd man/woman out.  That oddball will automatically go home just like on day one of the game.

 

Sapphryi chose The Entertainer, Cali, It, Milf, Myammee and Angelique. 
20 Pack chose Heat, Buckwild, Prancer, Bonez, Tailor Made and Ice. 

 
Sadly it goes without saying that my eye candy is gone as Buddha got sent packing.  At least Bonez was gracious enough to shake Buddha’s hand upon his exit.  Two bad boys went home and now the teams are brand new.  Previous alliances and friendships may not last due to the restructure of the two teams.  It’s getting hot in herrrr!

 

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(Photos courtesy of VH1)