By Jackie Helm

Last week we left off with the Chad vs. Bo fight.  It started with heated words but Chad exited the room to blow off some steam.  Bo hunted Chad down and stepped up.  This revved Chad’s anger engine once again and prompted the almighty headbutt.  This week we see the fight finale.  After the cranium crunch, Chad grabbed Bo by the shirt and socked him dead in the chin.  Bo basically did nothing.  Chad was immediately escorted out of the house.  Back to Detroit for this bully.
 
The girls are freaking out as Bo expels a large amount of blood from his mouth.  He is sent to the hospital by ambulance.  The blows he received snapped the bone in the middle of his chin which split his gums and separated his two bottom teeth.  His injuries required a metal plate to be surgically inserted in his chin.  Wow, this reality show really changed his life – and mouth!
 
The next day Tila started crying when she found out happened to Bo.  Wow, she didn’t know a thing until the next day!?!?  She calls Bo at the hospital and puts him on speaker phone.  Everyone is being goo-goo-gah-gah to Bo over the phone and it’s really rather ridiculous.

Tila has cabin fever and suggests dinner out.  She rides separate from the common folk.  Upon exiting the limo she’s greeted by the gorgeous George.  Apparently Tila has brought him back for a 2nd chance.  He gave her a rose and she gave him a key.  The crowd went wild over George’s return as Tila escorted him into the restaurant.

Tila took a few people to the side for some fake chitter chatter.  Did I say Fake?  What a coinky dink.  Later in the dinner, Lisa asked Tila why she eliminated George in the first place.  Tila was so totally caught of guard and babbled a generic answer.  Lisa muttered some mess about something being fake.  Huh? Something is fake?  You mean Tila?  Tila’s answer to the question?  The whole dayyyuum show?  Hmmmm?  Tila peered through squinted eyes as she saw Lisa whispering.

Back at the house, the crew partied into the night in celebration of Georges return.  In between shots of whiskey sours and stripper poles – we get clips of Bo receiving oxygen in a hospital bed.  Lol…clever.

Beep…beep…beep
 
The next day Bo is back with a big white bandage on his chin.  George calls him a man for coming back after his ordeal.  I would call him a man had he had hit Chad back.  But anyway…Jay states that he feels bad for what happened.  He apologizes to Bo for his behavior and that he never intended for him to get hurt.  Bo accepts.  It’s funny how Jay was Barney Bad Ass when Chad was around.

Finally, the drama subsides and it’s competition time.  Due to the uneven number of players, George volunteers to sit out.  This perturbs Tila but the crew wound up randomly picking and Sirbrina sits out instead.  The game – Bubble Bath Burnout.  The object – a team of two where one person (wearing roller-skates) pushes a blindfolded driver around the track in a bathtub. The winning team – Brittany and Lisa.  Tila is glad to get the chance to front on Lisa for the remarks she “overheard” at dinner.

First, the trio lather up in a huge bubble bath.  Then Tila and Brittany get massages and the two bond nicely.  But now it’s down to business.  Tila gives Lisa a piece of her mind about calling her fake.  Lisa apologizes and Tila starts to “fake” cry.  Lisa’s not feeling the drama so she bounces.  Tila runs after her for yet another confrontation.  Lisa shuts her up by sticking her tongue down Tila’s throat.  Guess that’s settled.

Elimination time.  Tila called Lisa first and said some more mess about their mess – which ended in more spit swapping and Lisa being given a key.  Bo got a key for “literally” taking a shot a love.  Gawd, who writes her lines?  Tila sweats George for trying to sit out on the competition.  I’m sure he (and the rest of us REAL George lovers) saw it as a humble move.  Tila saw it as him not being a true fighter for her love.  She supposedly brought him back and he BETTER be deserving of it.  Along with George; Glitter, Scotty, Kristy and Jay got to stay.

Tila tells Sirbrina that she’s hot – but looks aren’t everything, so bounce.  Michelle gets the boot as well – for fading into the background or something. 

Next week – the sexy scenes are back! Stay tuned.


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