by Ashley Thompson

Lisa Rinna is taking her youngest daughter to NYC to visit her eldest daughter during her model castings. Has your mother ever discussed your birth via vagina with your boss? Check that off the list for Delilah, Lisa R.'s daughter. How embarrassing. Kyle is also in NYC with one of her daughters, to open up another store in the Upper East Side. Annnnd... cue Lisa Vanderpump conversation. It's time to have a conversation about moving on, while discussing that everyone has already discussed moving on.

Dorit and Lisa are looking for a bday gift for Ken. Last year's gift of two ponies isn't quite what Lisa V. is looking for this year. Instead, she's going for a $920,000 watch. JUST KIDDING! She only spent $25,000. Lisa V. is also planning a multi-million dollar surprise for her son in the form of a new, furnished mansion. She claims he has struggled and now he deserves the best. It could probably be argued but Lisa V. pays for what Lisa V. wants. Normal. Also completely normal, accepting the fact that you rely heavily on your nannies as Dorit does. She considers them an extension of herself, but it would appear that they are much more on top of things than she.

Erika Jayne is shooting her new music video, which is full of splits, middle fingers and (in her words) c***y dancers. She's also defending her introverted behaviors to Dorit and the other Brits in her company. It should be said that Dorit is from Connecticut, regardless of what her accent suggests. Yes she has the Erika Jayne illusion, but that isn't her true self. Maybe that intimidates Dorit? It would sure seem so when she argues with her husband about sitting across from Erika and looking up her skirt knowing she wasn't wearing underwear. His argument is that he wouldn't call Erika out because it would be inappropriate. Also inappropriate, stealing looks constantly even though he claims being uncomfortable and unaroused.

Eileen is still mourning her mother's death and visiting her mother's house for the last time. She feels that it is "embarrassing" that she has lost so many people. Her sister died suddenly, then 4 years later another sister, then 6 weeks later her niece, then 6 months later her husbands close cousin passed away, then 6 months later her father-in-law, her brother 6 months after that, and then her mother 6 months after her brother. If you're keeping count 7 family members in a very short amount of time. Her therapist suggests that she let other people feel the way they want to about any given situation instead of feeling ashamed of anything that they could be judging her for. She can't control everyone.

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