by Ashley Thompson

Same old luxury parties, luxury booze, luxury vacations and luxury tears. This season, however, there is one new Housewife and new tag lines for everyone.

Lisa V. - "The crown is heavy, darling, so just leave it where it belongs."

Erika - "I may be two people, but I'm not two faced."

Lisa R. - "My advice to you, don't hustle the hustler."

Eileen - "I Speak no evil but I see and hear everything."

Dorit - "When you travel the world, you can speak in any accent you want."

Kyle - "I'm an expert on luxury and I can always spot a fake."

And so it begins.

Dorit is the new girl and BFF of Boy George. I said it, the Kharma Chameleon himself. Although Kyle doesn't know Dorit personally, she does know Boy George and boy does he love Dorit. Lisa V. is also BFFs with Dorit and her husband PK, who is a talent manager (entre Boy George who also lives with them). And since you can't hear Dorit's accent, let me explain it as Israeli meets English meets American. Or some combination of. Let's explore Dorit a little more. She has a baby nurse, her 2 year old's main nanny, a few back up nannies per child, 3 full time house keepers, and assistants.

Erika is still rocking her Erika Jane alter ego and making time for her husband... who is making time to buy her million dollar paintings. Plus Cartier panther rings. I looked it up, it's around $25,000. Her other gifts are a guest role on Eileen's soap opera, a promised collaboration with Boy George via PK, and her mother who was hidden in the mansion all day before Erika was presented with her at her party.

Lisa R.'s father passed away in January and his passing changed her outlook on life. She's no longer dwelling on the past but instead "having fun each day". "I'd rather be better than bitter."

Eileen also lost a parent, her mother. She's pulling a Lisa R. and putting a new perspective on everything. Including the drama with the ladies.

The truth is, no one is over anything because all they talk about (still) is the drama about the "munchausen" label Lisa R. gave Yolanda. Oh, and Lisa V. calling Eileen's affair and affair. So, as it were, it's important to discuss these things at Erika's "Studio 54" 45th birthday party where the one and only Pussy Control is controlling the velvet rope.

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