by Ashley Thompson

Glamis has arrived. Glamis is a dune buggies and sand. But not everyone is as excited as Tamra. Meghan thinks her pregnancy is in danger if she goes (I mean, don't ride the buggies... but the campsite is fine I'm sure) and Shannon doesn't really want to go because of her lung issues (bronchiectasis according to her social media accounts)... aka her dislike of Vicki.

Not everyone likes everyone. Remember when Kelly Dodd calls Heather Dubrow a "principal" in her interview? Well, a twitter fan tells Heather, "Principal Dubrow is a fabulous name for Heather." to which she replies, "Yes! Love it! Thank you @RHOC_KellyDodd". Fanning the flames or actual compliment assumption? Because I can guarantee you that Kelly said it in a derogatory way. NO one likes a finger wag no matter who it's coming from.

Back to Glamis. Did you really think Heather would be camping?? No chance. She has a fully furnished RV... a fancy one. "It's fine." Also, Heather doesn't cook so she has her personal chef prepare meals for her and her son for the entire trip. Who's roughing it? Not the Dubrows. One thing Heather is good at is helping Vicki calm down after the major crash she and Kelly had. A crash so rough and tumble that Kelly's helmet falls off! Vicki starts throwing up on Kelly's lap and you hear Heather screaming that no one should take their helmets off until the medics arrive. She even finds a moment to tell the kids that their moms are all ok and to calm their fears. Vicki tells the medics that her fingers and leg are numb and they call in the helicopters for her while Tamra heads to a local hospital with her husband. According to Heather on twitter, she and Kelly stay at the dunes during the hospital visit because they were watching Heather and Tamra's kids and there was no car. Is this Heather and Kelly's bonding moment? Why worry about petty things when such serious issues are in front of them? Kelly says, "After the accident. I thank God everyday for everything!!". Who knew the Dunes could be so spiritual?

When Heather calls Meghan to tell her that Vicki was airlifted to a nearby hospital, she expected Meghan to say that she wouldn't let Vicki stay alone. But that is NOT what happened at all. In fact, Meghan is adamant that she would never visit Vicki in the hospital because they are not friends. Way harsh, Tai.

In other Housewives news, Shannon has sold her home for $9,050,000 and she only has 13 days to get the eff out of the house and find a new place to live. The good news is the buyer wants the furniture to stay, the bad news is now Shannon has to buy new furniture. And Meghan found out she is actually pregnant after all of that hard IVF work. These two beauties are getting together in the desert to whoop it up instead of going to the Dunes... because sand is apparently not sand.