By Ashley Thompson

Kyle and her family are headed to vacation on the French Riviera then off to Tuscany, Florence then London for nice Nicky Hilton's wedding (at Kensington Palace). Lisa V. and her husband Ken are meeting them in Italy, a borrowed wedding dress in hand for Kyle. Yet when Lisa V. mentions it, Kyle discloses that she has been dis-invited to the London nuptials. Awkward. What better way to escape your blues than driving around Italy in a Ferrari after stepping off your 5 bedroom yacht? It's not all fun and games, however. During a fancy dinner the conversation quickly goes to Kyle's family dysfunction and her re-invitation to the wedding. While Lisa is airing her grievances Kyle shuts her down and refuses to continue.

What do you get a 70 year old man who has everything (we're talking about Ken Todd)? Well... he loves horses and puppies so why not the tiniest horse in the world that hails from Ohio? The two Lisa's on a road trip to Ohio to pick up a pony. Camera's rolling presumably.

Yolanda is being proactive against her lyme disease diagnosis. Years ago she removed all of the mercury from her teeth and replaced with white gold crowns. Since the metal in her blood is still really high she is having all of the metal removed completely. By the way, have you seen her medicine cabinet?? It's more like a pantry! Poor lady! Plus the 2ft long parasites found during her weekly colonic.

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