By Ashley Thompson

I don't know how she does it but Kate constantly has project amongst noise, but somehow she makes it work. Right now she's gathering as much as she can for a yard sale. Is this woman crazy? The more important question is, will be people buy this because they are master yard-salers or because it's Gosselin junk? Regardless, 200-300 people were in line before the sun to have a chance to buy. That may have something to do with the fact that Kate advertised on their local radio station. In her defense part of the proceeds are going to the Animal Rescue League. At least she's doing it somewhere else other than their home. I can't imagine the people that would just show up to get a peak at their house. Of course Kate doesn't know when to stop so she also has a food and drink section. Priorities. (By the way, a selfie with Kate costs $5 apparently.) She raise $1,115.55 to the Animal Rescue!

Side note: what does a dog's birthday cake taste like? According to a few of the little kids, really good. Kate baked their 6 year old dog a peanut butter, bacon and beef cake and let the kids try it. It was all edible and organic so why not? No thanks, though.

Cara and Mady are having a birthday, too. They're turning 14... but these girls can't get any more teenager-y... they are at full eye-roll capacity. To celebrate they went to a trampoline park. Seems like the perfect place for the Gosselin clan since other people get to monitor them and it gets all their energy out. Kate should get a few extra minutes to herself tonight during their early bedtime.

More side note: there was a flashback from a past birthday and man Kate looks way younger now than she did almost 10 years ago!