By Ashley Thompson

The Robertsons are in Scotland. It's the birthplace of the Robertson clan, golf and duck hunting... what more could these men want? Willie is on the verge of landing a big UK distributor so why not do some sight seeing while on a business trip. Willie is taking advantage of the breeze between his legs by wearing a kilt (tartan: a plaid pattern unique to Scottish clans). Because no matter where he vacations, he must wear a dress... remember Hawaii?

Oatmeal, spices and blood anyone? The Irish call it "blood pudding". The Americans call it "no, thanks". How could a Robertson say no to black pudding and haggis with all the wild game they eat year round? For shame.

Si's main mission while in Scotland is to "put a hook in the Lochness Monster" while everyone does their sight seeing on their own. Unfortunately for Jep and Jess, Si, his tea, and his hemorrhoids are tagging along into their romantic plans. Unfortunately for Si there's no Lock Ness monster at Lock Leven... there's a 100 mile difference. Do you think that matters to Si? Nah.

Jase, his wife Missy, the other brother (Alan) along with Martin and Godwin head to the Inverkeithing Highland Games. And Jase is participating. In a kilt. Even after making fun of Willie wearing one. Don't fret, he's wearing his camo pants underneath. First event: 16lb stone put -not his best. Second event: 60 meter Heilan' Man's Dash - not the winner, even against very large men. Third event: 180lb Caber Toss - aka log toss - can't even pick it up even with Martin's help. Final event: tug o' war - still no good. Nothing here to brag about, Jase.

Willie, Korie, Miss Kay and Phil are headed to the Clan Donnachaidh Museum and Willie is taking along a painting. Willie thinks this is his chance to prove the Scottish Robertson ancestry, giving him the ability to do business as a local... and find out if his painting is legit. Unfortunately, the painting proves to be Italian, not Scottish. Oops.

Photo credit: A&E