Posted on 09/17/2014 by Elizabeth and General News
By Ashley Thompson
Last week we saw two new potential pioneers arrive but tonight we see who stays. After pitching their cases, the group unanimously decides that Kristen will be their Newtopian. Smart move seeing they are quickly running out of money and Kristen calls herself an entrepreneur. They started out with $5,000 and they've used the money on food, a toilet, a fridge and a stove. Bella is requesting a water filter which doesn't seem very important at the moment all things considered. And Josh is looking at getting a gas line which will cost $662. Bri gets in the game, as well, and buys a rooster named Enrique to breed with the chickens for $15.
So what will they do for money? Within the next year they'll have to be completely self-sufficient but money is quickly running out. With a few yogi's in the mix, Utopiyoga is the gamble they've all agreed on. Can it work? It doesn't seem so. At a cost of $40 they are offering a tour of Utopia and a yoga lesson. Only one person shows up, though. Thank you, Ben, for the $2.84 for each Utopian.
During a game of baseball Pastor injured his thumb, and if he has the surgery to repair the damage he'll have to leave Utopia for at least 6-8 weeks... it's just too dirty of an environment. Wait, does that mean he can come back when he's healed?? It's certain that Pastor Jonathan had a huge impact on everyone in Utopia, but do you think he's pleased or upset that he missed boylesque? What is "boylesque" you ask? Mike and Josh put on a few of the girls undergarments and do a little jig. Nikki was applauding during the show, and Josh is ready for a little Nikki action, but that doesn't necessarily mean another couple is on the horizon. Maybe there is, though. Here comes #OmaHottie Taylor (from, you guess it, Omaha) as the newest citizen of Utopia. Everybody move over, huntress Hex has her cupid arrows aimed at this one. She has some competition, though... OmaHottie brings steak! Smart move, newbie.
Best quotes of this episode:
"I don't want to yell at the chickens because Bella says I have a bad aura." says Hex after Bella decided to let the chickens become free-range... amongst the cow pies.
"Naked and Afraid... she's naked and I'm afraid." say Mike and Rob regarding Bella's nudity while gardening.
Oh, Bella... you're good tv.
Photo courtesy: FOX
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