By: Ivette Johnson ([email protected])

So I had forgotten that we don't get to find out who goes home from last week's show until tonight.

Doug Benson is back, officially the 6^th funniest comedian in the world. Dante's in the audience too. Someone please send him a recap for Naughty Nurses 1. Heart sandwiches to all of you? That's worse than Lacey saying "Shut the front door!" during So You Think You Can Dance try outs.

Right after the break we're supposed to find out which one of the top 5 contestants is going home. Canada, Australia, UK and US viewers all voted. Gerry is safe and is performing first. His set about kids in the 5^th grade was pretty funny; he had me laughing out loud a few times and surprisingly even my husband. To vote for Gerry, dial 1-866-978-2701.

So now we find out who else is safe. Bill Bellamy keeps reiterating this was a GLOBAL vote, so please no one forget that. Lavell is safe of course. Lavell's whole persona and voice is starting to remind me of Cartman. Screw you guys, I'm going home! Maybe he is Cartman's voice and we don't know it? His momma is very proud of him which is great to know, otherwise I'd be worried. He makes a joke about Gerry's set which is great. His bit about the grizzly bear in the woods was also funny, although I think Gerry's set was slightly funnier tonight. The thing with Lavell though is that it's his voice and his delivery that makes his set really funny, even if the jokes themselves are not the funniest. To vote for Lavell, dial 1-866-978-2702.

The next comic who's safe is Amy � I can't believe she made it!!! She's walking all weird onto the stage. Not really laugh out loud funny, except for the crackhead joke at the end. I think her jokes might be a little bit too smart but not connecting enough with people. Or maybe they're simply not as funny. I do wonder if people are voting for her just because they want to keep a female in the competition. To vote for Amy, dial 1-866-978-2703.

So now it's down to 2 and one is leaving for sure. I think Ralph is safe. Oh snap! I was wrong, I can't believe it. I am so sad for Ralph! I especially thought last week's set was hilarious. Please don't go Ralph! Maybe people can't have two black comedians together they divide up the vote? If that's the case that means either Jon or Gerry are going home next week cause then we can't have two white guys at the same time either.

So now it's Jon's turn to perform. His parents want him to move back in which is kinda weird. The nursery rhyme bit was pretty funny, but if I had to pick a white guy to stay next week I think it would be Gerry. Although I love Jon's accent it cracks me up more than anything about his set. To vote for Jon, dial 1-866-978-2704.

So there you have our LCS Final Four, it's August madness!