By Ashley Thompson

Remember the Juliet/Annabelle fight from last week? Well the remnants remain. Caroline waits for the dust to settle before confronting them both, convincing Juliet that an apology is necessary because Brits just do not air their dirty laundry in the streets (seems pretty lame to me), but explaining to Annabelle that Juliet isn't much of a 'think before you speak' kind of gal. At least Caroline sees both sides of the story, not much like Caprice who is eager to join the conversation... I mean drama.

Speaking of Caprice. She's preparing us all, during her OK! Magazine photo shoot, that she will be returning to the US to pick up her baby-via-surrogate soon. But she has a better role this episode, introducing us to Lady Julie. Lady Julie is a former Chicagoan who loves Target, which mortifies Caprice. Oh, and Lady Julie's in-laws are the Earl and Countess of Sandwich. Yeah, I don't really know what that means, either. But pretty sure it means she's super fancy.

Meanwhile Juliet is throwing a hat party and per usual the Americans are ecstatic and the Brits are snobbishly bored. However, Caroline is pleased by the giddy American behavior (which is a nice break from the 'God Americans are horrible' attitudes. Noticeably absent is Annabelle who is at the Conchita Perez underground fashion show where she is flipping the UK out about a leaky ceiling.

Fashion, you say? Is that denim cut-off shorts you're wearing, Caroline? Didn't you hound Juliet for them at the 4th of July party? Snicker. Carolines' Word Of The Day: FISHWIFE - a coarse-mannered woman who is prone to shouting. Basically Caprice wants Caroline to be more dramatic and Caroline thinks Caprice is over-stepping her boundaries with the girls issues. Also, Caprice seems a bit unappreciative of Caroline's attempt at throwing a baby shower for her. Cue more drama.

What is Noelle up to you ask? Oh, just flat surfing. Since her boyfriends money is frozen due to his divorce, she is having a difficult time finding a place to rent. Oh, but look, she just found one for a mere £10,000... that's $16,976 USD! But it better be ready by Monday!! If it's not ready by Monday then she obviously wants to reevaluate her relationship. Give me a break.

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