by Jessica Blackwell

Since leaving the home of her mother-in-law, Baby Lorenzo hasn't taken so kindly to Snooki. She claimed that every time she holds him, he cries. In an effort to strengthen their bond, she took him to a Mommy & Me swimming class, but he was too busy making the moves on baby giudettes! Like father, like son!! Snooki wants Lorenzo to live in her basement forever, so she better find a way to get that bonding time in - quickly! 

Now that the girls are back at the shore, Snooki and Kenni had to find a baby-sitter for the little bambino. For a normal person, this is a relatively easy process, but with questions like "do you have sex" and "would you change your diaper or Lorenzo's diaper first" on the interview list, it was never going to be an ordinary process. For those of us that knew her back in her Jersey Shore days, we know that for Snooki, the shore house a return to old stomping grounds, so of course someone she almost hooked up with applied for the job! Snooki may be a mom now, but in her old days, she would make out with anything that walked! Her words, not mine! After a few unqualified applicants, she came across Madison, a classy girl who doesn't party and loves children. 

After they landed the babysitter, they were free to have a double date night with their men. Not wanting to do the mundane and usual, Roger began looking for something fun and insane. Where do insane people go? To the insane asylum! Seriously, they literally went to an old haunted insane asylum accompanied by a psychic medium and a paranormal investigator. 

After Snooki exclaimed that she wanted to s*** her pants, they entered the building. If there was any activity going on, no one could tell because Roger kept fooling around. After hearing a paranormal voice on the recorder calling Snooki Mommy, they decided to leave. Creepy! 

Next week, Jenni and Snooki hit Atlantic City! Stay tuned! 

Snooki and JWoww airs Tuesdays at 10/9c on MTV. 

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