by Chandra Clewley

 

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills starts off where we left last week, with the girls, minus The Armstrong's, who are persona non grata at this point, planning a Hawaii trip for Mauricio's birthday. Wow, this guy has some serious parties.

 

At Kyle's White Party, there is a lot of emotion still about asking Taylor to leave, everyone is really upset about it. Lisa, Camille and Adrienne are all glad that The Armstrong's aren't there, because they just don't want to deal with the legal threats.

 

Kyle is seriously annoyed that Kim is bringing Ken along. Part of me thinks she needs to give it a rest and let Kim have some fun. The other part of me thinks that Kim is in a co-dependent relationship and needs to run for the hills...but is that any of Kyle's business? After 40+ years of having a relationship like this with your sister, I can see major family issues that completely block their communications. 

 

At the airport, Kim never shows. She misses the flight...like usual. I can't imagine that feeling of being constantly let down by someone you love and want to spend time with....how tragic for all of them.  Either way, Kim misses the flight. No one is surprised but Kyle.

Taylor and Russell stay home. Taylor see's her therapist and gets a little clarity on her marriage and the lack of communication.  There was no ownership on Russell's part for getting tossed out of a party and being uninvited to Hawaii. 

 

On the flight over, all of the girls are getting along well...it's actually really nice without Kim and Taylor there, just because they are dealing with so much drama in their lives at the moment! They take a "private plane" to Lanai, which turns out to be a little island hopper instead of a Gulfstream. It's hilarious, Lisa says it came out of the museum.  Brandi is hopped up on Xanax which is hilarious...she is completely afraid to fly.  She is hardly making sense and it's awesome. 

 

They all check in and then have drinks in Kyle and Mauricio's room, where Lisa teases Brandi that she is jealous she is talking and standing with Ken.  Of course, Ken isn't moving away, is he? Lisa thinks she might have to put out on this trip...Oh, and Brandi says that Kim's boyfriend Ken looks like a bull mastiff.

 

The gals all lay out on the beach. Camille and Brandi are in teeny bikinis with their perfect bodies, while Lisa and Kyle lay under umbrellas in cover ups. Turns out Kim missed another flight, the one from Honolulu to Lanai, so they are behind even more.  While on the beach, Taylor calls Kyle and tells both Lisa and Kyle that she and Russell have split up for good and Russell is moving out.

 

Catch an all new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills next Monday at 9/8 C on Bravo

 

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