by Chandra Clewley

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills starts off with Lisa looking at the final for the wedding invitations for her daughter. They are like a giant pouffe box with the invitation inside…Then there are the caterers that are demo’ing their food for them. It is all over the top and amazing and too decadent. 

Adrienne is working on a shoe line with Issey and Charles Jourdan. I like the part where she says she wants them “practical for everybody”. Um, have you seen these shoes? They are like 6 inch heels. Anyway, she is designing for a benefit charity.  For the fashion show, Adrienne is really nervous and knows that love is in the details.

Taylor and Russell are in therapy and they let the camera’s sit in? The therapist is a doctor of Osteotherapy, which yes, I had to Google. I am still not quite sure, but it looks like a chiropractor maybe? I feel really weird writing about all of this anyway, since we all know the end result was a suicide. Russell seems so decent and involved in this session…and then to think that he gets to a place

where he can’t make the decision to live any longer. 

And I am only 15 minutes into this episode.

Brandi, Taylor and Kyle are meeting for a pedi when Taylor bails and so it is Kyle and Brandi. They seem to get along better. 

Taylor and Russell are gearing up to go to Adrienne’s fashion show, and Taylor is still upset with Camille. But the bottom line is that Camille didn’t say anything that Taylor didn’t tell her! Taylor is nervous to go but really, Lisa is the one that should be nervous since the second she walks in Adrienne pulls her aside about not asking to have Pandora’s party at The Palms.  They have a bit of a go between because apparently Lisa asked Adrienne if she would pour their wine at the hotel which would be very beneficial to Lisa, but Lisa denies any follow up and says it never happened…It is an interesting go between. Camille and Taylor run into each other and are cordial.  The fashion show goes well but NO ONE could see the shoes cause the dresses were too long (duh!)…and it sounds like Lisa is coming out with the Vander-Pump to kick her neighbor's shoe designing ass….

Catch an all new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills next Monday at 9/8 C on Bravo

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