by Danae Young

 

 

This week on the season premiere of Kourtney and Kim Take New York, the newlyweds move in with Kourtney, Scott and Mason. 

 

The whole crew is living together in a two-story suite in a hotel. 

 

Kourtney and Scott don’t sleep in the same room. She sleeps in a separate room with Mason. That is a little strange to say the least. 

 

Kim and Kris haven’t lived together and so far Kim is not loving how messy and lazy Kris can be. 

 

Kim, Kris and Kourtney went to the Abbey Dawn show with Brody Jenner. Abbey Dawn is owned by Avril Lavigne, Brody’s girlfriend. 

 

Scott misses the closeness that him and Kourtney used to have. 

 

Kourtney took Kim to a healing spa. It was totally weird. Kourtney even got an oil enema. She literally leaked after sitting on Kim’s bed. Nasty! 

 

Kris shaved Scott’s arm pit hair while they waited for Kim and Kourtney to get ready. 

 

They all went to a “Welcome to New York” party. Kourtney ended up going home by herself because Scott wanted to stay and drink. 

 

Kourtney got on Scott’s case in the morning so Scott got pissed and left. He went to talk to Jonathan. Poor Scott doesn’t know what to do to please Kourtney. 

 

Kourtney and Kim went to Dash to make sure things were running smoothly. 

 

Kourtney invited some of her girl friends over for naked yoga. The male yoga instructor ended up being the only one fully naked. 

 

Kris walked in on the yoga class and saw Mr. Naked Yoga Guy. Kris got pissed and said some pretty rude things about the guy. 

 

Kris left and went to meet his friend Josh to have a drink and vent. When he got back he talked to Kim to tell her he wants to go to Minnesota to train for basketball. 

 

The next day Kourtney apologized to Kris, but Kris still left and went to Minnesota. 

 

Watch all new episodes of Kourtney and Kim Take New York Sundays at 10/9c on E!

 

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