by Chandra Clewley

This week’s episode of The Real Housewives of Miami begins with Adriana telling her fiancé that Cristy and Larsa have a mean streak. Um, yep. 

Lea is putting together the biggest charity event in Miami, which is a ton of work and $500 per ticket. 

Alexia is the Editor in Chief of Venue Magazine, a socialite magazine.  She visits with Adriana and feels like she can relate to her a lot more than Cristy and Larsa who seem more immature. Um, yep.

Cristy is having the next chef party, and is doing Cuban food, natch.  The girls all come and make arroz con pollo and mojitos. Marysol is unable to make the luncheon, nor is Lea who are both getting ready for the charity event.  The girls are disappointed by the chef’s lesson, because he opens up cans and throws everything in a crock pot. During the lunch, Adriana gets in a fight with her fiancé over picking up her son, over the phone. Cristy is annoyed and says it is typical that it becomes all about her.

The girls all start to take sides about Frederic which is weird and try to start talking her out of marrying him…Later, Adriana brings it

up to him and he says he was in a very important meeting.  Case closed.

Larsa says she has been through more nanny’s than she can count, and her mom is encouraging to fire her current nanny. Larsa thinks this is all a joke. I am sure this shows wonderful stability and value for other humans to her children. What a wonderful example. Classy.

Everyone is getting ready for the big charity gala. Marysol looks great in a bright green dress.  She works the red carpet for all of the celebrities, and the girls show up, except for Larsa who is at Disneyworld and they are assuming that Cristy is not coming because she never RSVP’d.  Later in the evening, Cristy does show up with some of her friends.  Lea is not having it that Cristy did not buy a ticket and showed up with her friends to the gala. She intended to just say hello to her friends and move on. Lea doesn’t think that Cristy plays by the rules and she tells her assistant to invoice them for the tickets.

Catch an all new Real Housewives of Miami next Tuesday at 10/9 C on Bravo.

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