by Danae Young

 

This week on Jersey Shore, the house is finally getting along again until Sammi and Ronnie have another huge argument.

 

JWOWW and Jenni made amends and are finally back to being friends.

 

For the first time in a long time everyone in the house is actually getting along rather well.

 

Sammi and Ronnie were lying in bed after a night out and Ronnie threw up from being too drunk.

 

The next morning JWOWW woke up to her dogs barking and Snooki was passed out with the dogs in their bed. Quite a funny sight to see, I must say.

 

Ronnie told Sammi he bleeds when he goes to the bathroom so he had to go to the doctor. He was advised to stay away from alcohol because that was probably the cause of the butt-hole bleeding. Lovely.

 

Snooki, JWOWW and Deena went to the pharmacy. Snooki found a tricycle for a 5-year-old that she started riding around the store.

 

She is basically the size of a 5-year-old, right? Too bad the handle bars ended up breaking off!

 

Three of Ronnie’s friends met up with them at the club that night.

 

Deena really liked his friend Dario and Snooki met a guy named Jeff. Both of them took their guys home that night.

 

Unfortunately for Snooki, she got her period and couldn’t smoosh.

 

However, Deena’s “golden ticket” was definitely taken by Dario.

 

The next morning Snooki convinced Jeff to show her his moves on the stripper pole but he ended up snapping the pole out of place and falling over. What a pro!

 

Snooki and Jeff went on a cute date to the boardwalk during the day. By the end of it Snooki was done with him, but Jeff clearly wasn’t done with her because he wouldn’t stop calling the house.

 

Pauly D picked the phone up each time he called and played a bunch of jokes on him. It was hilarious.

 

All the girls, yes, including Sammi, went shopping together for costumes while the guys were back home cooking and cleaning.

 

Dinner was pretty awkward because Sammi and Ronnie were in another fight. What else is new?

 

Danielle, Pauly D’s stalker, was at the club again. The last time he saw her she threw a drink at him. This time, they hugged.

 

Pauly D even brought her home and put on the shirt she gave him when she was stalking him in the first season.

 

No, they didn’t hook up. She ended up leaving after the house made enough stalker jokes.

 

Sammi and Ronnie broke up for the millionth time. Is it finally for good? Only time will tell.

 

Watch all new episodes of Jersey Shore Thursday nights at 10/9c on MTV.
 
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