by Danae Young

 

This week on Jersey Shore, Sammi apologizes and Snooki gets arrested!

 

Sammi sat down and talked to Ronnie. For the first time in awhile, she was actually starting to make sense. She finally realized she owes Snooki an apology.

 

Snooki has spent every moment she has been awake being drunk and it’s hilarious.

The Situation agreed to a threesome with Snooki and Deena, but Snooki snuck out and left the two of them alone.

 

Deena started talking too much so The Situation decided the only way to shut her up was to kiss her. She left to use the restroom and The Situation pulled a “kitchen ditchin’” and got out of the room before she got back.

 

Meanwhile Snooki snuck into Vinny’s bed but he kept denying her so she left.

 

Sammi and Ronnie got into a heated argument about Miami so Ronnie went with The Situation to the gym to burn off some steam.

 

Later Pauly D and Snooki had work with Sammi and Sammi finally apologized to Snooki for everything!

 

Sammi was on a role so when she got home she even apologized to Deena, but things are still not okay with JWOWW and Sammi.

 

Everyone went out that night and it turned out to be some crazy reunion.

 

JWOWW ran into her ex Rodger, Pauly D ran into an old stalker named Danielle and The Situation ran into an old hook up named Paula.

 

Deena was wasted and attempting to dance when she fell off the stage and got kicked out.

 

JWOWW started dancing with Rodger when some girl walked up to JWOWW and told her that Rodger has a girlfriend, so she asked Rodger about it and he denied all of it. JWOWW didn’t want to deal with a liar so she just walked away.

 

Snooki and JWOWW went to a roped off area upstairs where there was no bathroom. JWOWW was too lazy to walk downstairs to the bathroom so she peed behind the bar. That’s attractive!

 

Pauly D’s stalker from the first season of Jersey Shore, Danielle, went up to Pauly D at the club and poured her drink all over him. Now she just looks even crazier than she already did.

 

The Situation brought Paula home with him that night and Vinny also found a girl to bring home. In fact, she hooked up with Vinny and was gone before The Situation and Ronnie could finish cooking burgers at 4 a.m.

 

Snooki had work the next morning and showed up completely hungover. She lied to her boss and said she was going to grab some coffee. Instead, she was taking shots and eating fried pickles.

 

After work Snooki went straight to the bars. She got way too drunk and starting running down the boardwalk yelling, “Where’s the beach?” Need I remind you the boardwalk is on the beach…

 

JWOWW and Deena chased Snooki around but it wasn’t doing any good so the police stepped in. They arrested Snooki for public indecency. Yikes!

 

Watch an all new episode of Jersey Shore Thursday night at 10/9c on MTV.
 
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