by Chandra Clewley

Tonight’s episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills starts off at the table of discomfort in Serafina, where Camille is wide eyed and unforgiving, while Kyle is shell shocked and confused. Lisa is the only one that is making much sense in this scene, because it is sort of difficult to follow this argument, since the original altercation happened off camera. Now, Lisa just can’t get over the 180 degree turn that Camille has taken from hotel room to restaurant table.

Words like “insecure” fly around the table, Camille makes little sense, Kyle is floored and tells her that she is hallucinating. Finally Camille leaves, and Kim, out of nowhere, sort of attacks Taylor, who then tells her that she is about to get Oklahoma on her ass and take her out back. Kyle starts crying, Kim doesn’t let up, and finally Lisa has Kyle leave the table because she is crying. 

Lisa spends most of the show encouraging Kyle to be the bigger person with Camille.

Kyle is worried for most of the show about going to the opening on Kelsey Grammar’s play, and making Camille feel uncomfortable but after Kyle leaves a message Camille texts her back that she should go and enjoy the show. She ends up going, and it IS uncomfortable but it appears that Kelsey doesn’t even know about it and treats Kyle with respect at the after party for his show. 

Camille gets ready for the show with her hairstylist D.D. and makeup artist Joe, who she calls her “real friends” and talks about, what else, Camille, Camille, Camille, Camille…and her altercation with Kyle. She decides (with the help of her staff friends that Kyle is just jealous of her). As far as Camille is concerned she would like to never see Kyle again because she doesn't kiss her ass. Once Camille is on her way to the Broadway show with her hairstylist friend D.D. she talks oh…you know….about herself, she gets out of the limo and asks her hairstylist assistant friend to hold her shawl and purse while she takes photos on the red carpet. She also sees her boyfriend friend Nick and gives him a nice, long, luxurious eye to eye kiss on the cheek of greeting and asks him if her cleavage is showing too much? Later, after the show, Camille has a terribly awkward experience where she goes back stage to greet her husband Kelsey and he shoos her out of the dressing room…is it the cameras? Is his girlfriend in the closet? Either way, he wants her OUT and is pushing her the entire time to go away. 

The entire show is about the altercation, which shows everyone’s personalities and starts to show us how they are all connected. Kim is totally afraid of Kyle and hates conflict. Mauricio is Kelsey Grammar’s realtor. Taylor’s umm….awkward family…doesn’t know how to do anything without her. 

On their way back from NYC sans Camille, Kim talks about how she was a bit lonely in Vegas when all the girls went back to their hotel rooms with their spouses, and would they be willing to fix her up with men they know? Lisa instantly knows of someone, while Taylor is not ready after their "Oklahoma on your ass" argument to set Kim up with anyone. 

Camille’s boyfriend friend Nick comes over to talk MORE about Kyle and Camille’s altercation, and Camille says that Kelsey wasn’t happy about it, and after years of working together, he will be looking for a different realtor, since Mauricio is Kyle’s husband. After all, according to Camille, her husband is an A list celebrity while Mauricio is just a peon Beverly Hills realtor…but you know…she doesn’t want to be in Kelsey’s shadow and the entire reason she did this show was to have some individuality…until someone confronts her or angers her...and then she is Kelsey Grammar’s wife. but...not for long. 

Catch an all new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills next Thursday night at 10/9 C on Bravo

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