by Danae Young

 

This week on Jersey Shore, The Situation gets everyone kicked out of a club, gets the car towed and sets the smoke alarms off.

 

The Situation made everyone leave the club because he wasn’t having a good time.

 

The next morning he apologized to Snooki for the night before, which was very nice of him.

 

Vinny took Ramona back with him and now he is head over heels for this girl.

 

Ryder had to leave and Snooki was really upset about it. She couldn’t stop crying even after Ryder left because it made her realize how much she misses home.

 

To get Snooki to feel better, JWOWW thought it would be fun to get everyone together and go out to a club called Space.

 

Drama started at the club when Snooki and some girl got into an argument. The Situation decided to step in and started yelling at the guys the girl was with. They all got kicked out. Lame!

 

Pauly D grabbed two random girls for him and The Situation to bring back to the house. They went back home while everyone else went back out.

 

The Situation’s girl didn’t want to hook up with him because she is classy and doesn’t hook up with random guys. The Situation got really angry and told her to go somewhere else, which meant Pauly D’s girl wanted to leave with her friend. Pauly D was mad because The Situation wouldn’t take one for the team and just entertain the girl.

 

The next morning The Situation told JWOWW a different story about what went on the night before. He lied to JWOWW and said he thought the girl was a grenade so he sent her home. Wrong!

 

That day Vinny and Pauly D invited their two wifeys, Ramona and Rocio, to join them at the beach. Sammi and Ronnie ended up meeting them down there so it was sort of a couples day.

 

The Situation was cooking dinner. He wasn’t paying attention and all of a sudden there was a bunch of smoke and the smoke alarms started going off. Then the fire department showed up.

 

Sammi got mad at Ronnie because he said she looks Asian and he likes it. She was upset because his ex-girlfriend is Asian.

 

JWOWW made the “Hook-up Board” and found out that everyone has swapped spit at some point. Gross.

 

The Situation always parks in illegal spots and it finally came back to bite him in the butt. He got towed, so he had to pay $175 to get it back.

 

MVP (Mike, Vinny, Pauly) went out together to the club Tantra where Ramona works. Pauly D and The Situation found two girls from Canada to bring back home. Vinny brought Ramona back home.

 

The two Canadians ended up leaving because The Situation’s girl had a boyfriend. This seems to be a pattern in his life…

 

Watch the final episode of Jersey Shore next Thursday night at 10/9c on MTV.
 
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