by Chandra Clewley

The big news on this episode of The Real Housewives of Washington D.C. is that Michaele and Tareq Salahi are either house hunting or faking that they are house hunting and call Stacie Turner to show them a few houses. Stacie wants to find out where the money is, so she is asking the couple for proof that they can afford these homes before she is able to give them tours. The Salahi’s, in particular, Michaele, seem to like the Four Seasons just fine when they go into the city, but want to be able to host 200-250 people and want the business to buy the home for them. The business that has no grapes…

Stacie seems to know the winery is defunct and thinks they are wasting her time. 

Cat has a friend commit suicide and is really distraught but decides not to go to the funeral because she would have to leave her girls. 

Lynda smudges her new house with sage and looks into getting a German Shepherd. Later she invites Mary and Cat to the Men Against Breast Cancer fashion show, where they act like the models are Chippendale dancers and want them to “take it off”.  Lolly is at the event too, wearing Mary’s clothes. Looks like someone forgot to close and lock their closet door again…

Stacie and Jason go to dinner at Mary and Rich’s house, and like usual sit there in stunned silence listening to the white people talk. This time the conversation is about how unhappy Michaele Salahi is with her life. 

Speaking of which, out at the “defunct” Oasis winery…can you call it a winery? Maybe it should just be the Oasis empty acres of dirt? Anyway, meanwhile, out in the Virginia country side the Salahi’s are having more trouble when the cops bust in and say that they are trespassing. Wow, whoever Corinne Salahi is, she has it OUT for these two. Tareq’s mother is not going down without a fight, and Michaele breaks down on camera about the family feud that is still going on over Oasis.

The Real Housewives of Washington DC airs Thursday nights at 9/8 c on Bravo.

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