by David McAlpine

Tonight on Big Brother 12, it was a fast-forward recap of the season, semi-narrated and heavily guided by the final three: Lane, Hayden and Enzo. Sounds fun, right? Well, to me, it sounds more like a way to push the final to Wednesday, but the show must go on.

Now, the premise of this episode was to have "never before seen" footage. That would mean that we've never seen it before on an episode of Big Brother--something the producers don't seem to get. The Rachel and Ragan fight, Britney's impersonation of a neanderthal in front of Brendan, Kristen and Rachel fighting…it's everything we remember from the past 70+ days.

Interspersed between the old footage was some new footage, none of which stood out too much. Apparently one night (when she looked pretty toasted), Kristen ate a spider right off the counter. Really? I thought she was a little classier than that.

Our good friend, the Zingbot, also made a guest appearance in the expanded zing footage that made fun of everyone but Ragan. I found it entertaining, but my colleagues and fellow viewers didn't find much of it amusing.

The same went for the other new segment: "that's what she said." As one would imagine, living in a house for days on end with nothing else to do provided lots of sexual tension and sexual humor, including the introduction of this classic joke. Lane, however, was a little slow on the uptake, and proved the Zingbot right by not knowing what anyone was talking about--or even understanding it once it was explained to him. Hmm, something is definitely not going on up there.

And with that, the final three have a last handshake and it's off to finale night. Who will win the last HoH, and who will take home the grand prize? Find out on the season finale of Big Brother 12, Wednesday at 9/8c only on CBS!

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