by Danae Young

 

This week on Jersey Shore, the episode started where it left off two weeks ago when Snooki got punched in the face by the guy at the bar. The cops showed up and arrested him.

The boys in the house were trying to find his friends to fight them and release some of their anger.

The girls took Snooki to the bathroom to take care of her because she was bleeding from her mouth.

Everyone was trying to just go home with Snooki and call it a night but The Situation is busy trying to bring some girl home. What a jerk.  But the girl wasn’t having it so it didn’t work out for him anyways.

The guys were talking about what happened when they got home to find out that the incident is mostly The Situation’s fault. When they showed the footage again, The Situation watched the guy punch Snooki and doesn’t do anything about it!

Ronnie is so cute, though. He went into Snooki’s room to tell her how everyone in the house really loves her and that they are all one big family.

Ronnie’s parents and his little brother came over the next day. He invited Sammi to come spend the day with them, too. I guess she was taking too long because Ronnie’s mom kept complaining about how she isn’t going to wait all day for Sammi to get ready.

Finally Sammi was done and Ronnie’s mom shut up and put a smile on when Sammi walked into the room. She ended up really liking her anyways.

Snooki got a phone call from the police that the guy that punched her was released on bail. The girls all went tanning to relax and help take Snooki’s mind off of it all. Meanwhile the boys started cooking a gourmet meal for dinner to have a nice night at home away from clubs and bars. Good idea.

The Situation started getting all upset because the girls weren’t helping them cook. Then when dinner is over, he wouldn’t even clean up after himself. He kept telling Sammi she needed to pick up his plate for him but she wasn’t having it. Nobody else had a problem picking up after themselves. So Ronnie just went over and picked his plate up for him since he seemed to have such a huge issue with it.

The next day everyone went to this awesome place called the F Cove where they would just part hop from boat to boat. JWOWW got onto some random boat with two creepy old guys.

Everyone was partying and Ronnie and Sammi are just on the boat by themselves. Ronnie wanted to leave but Snooki was talking to some guy and didn’t want to leave so Ronnie went over there and threw Snooki into the water so she got upset.

The Situation, Vinny, and Pauly D were calling a bunch of girls to decide who they wanted to invite over for the night. Three girls came over and The Situation was into one of the girls named Stephanie. He even talked about how he wanted to take her out to lunch AND dinner. Wow, steppin’ it up!

Everyone else went to a club called The Bamboo. A girl called Snooki fat and JWOWW threw her drink in her face. Then JWOWW and the girl got into a mixture of a fist fight and a hair pulling contest. There was about 3 bouncers pulling JWOWW off of the girl and everyone left the club and went back home.

The next day Pauly D was getting ready for his DJ gig he has at night at a club called Karma.

The Situation tries to call Stephanie and she doesn’t answer. She totally stood him up! Ha Ha.

Tommy, JWOWW’s boyfriend, sent her gorgeous flowers. Shouldn’t she be sending him something since she’s the one who cheated on him?

Everyone went out to Karma to see Pauly D spin but Ronnie and Sammi just left and went home super early. Lame!

Vinny started talking to a girl named Tonya at the club, which turned into making out. But then he finds out that she is his boss Danny’s girl. Uh Oh!

Is Vinny going to get evicted? Find out next week on an all new episode of Jersey Shore!

Catch all new episodes of Jersey Shore Thursday nights at 10 ET/PT on MTV.

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