Jerry

Wow! Moon the wrong person at an office party & suddenly you're not 'professional' any more. Thanks for voting for me!

The only thing that stands between a person and what they want in life is the will to try it and the faith to believe it is possible. It's Wednesday!

Always remember you're unique… just like everyone else. Thanks for voting for me!

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific. Enjoy your Tuesday!

Today’s word = Perspective. Example = Crowded elevators smell different to midgets. Thanks for your votes !

Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free. Have a great Monday and super week.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Thanks for coming by & voting for me - Happy Easter!

My Easter thought for you: The Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. The Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas. Have a great Sunday.

Have a Great Easter Tomorrow!

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. Thanks for coming by & voting for me!

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts. Have a great Saturday!

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?" Thanks for coming by & voting for me!

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. Take that thought on this Friday and turn it into a great weekend!

ILY Jerry! Thx for all your support! Muah!

A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow. Have a special Thursday!!!

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. Thanks for voting for me !

There are 2 things to aim for in life; 1st to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. Have a great and super Wednesday.

Thx for all your support!!! :)

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head & a beer gut, & still know they are sexy. Thanks for your votes!

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. It's Tuesday enjoy life!