Jerry

Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. A great way to remember Wednesday!

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. Have a great Tuesday!

A truth that's told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent. Remember that on this Monday!

On this special day for Mom's take a second to hold yours close. For when she is gone like my Mom, you will miss her every second. No one will ever love you as much as she will. A special thanks to all you Mom's for the work you do each day.

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are, and then wait to hear the answer. I hope your Saturday and weekend are special!

Chocolate is God's apology for broccoli. Yup that's the truth on this Friday!

Our sweetest songs are those of saddest thoughts. It's Thursday!

We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. It's a super Wednesday!

HaPpY HuMp DaY!

I got arrested in LA and boy am I beat! Okay that’s a lie; I just got off a cruise. Thanx for supporting me with your votes!!!

Thx for ur votes and support!

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets! Monday thoughts~

It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose your own. Yup, it is Sunday!!!!

My life is taking me away from the ‘puter for a week – Thanx so much for sticking with me & keeping me afloat! XOXOX

You should not confuse your career with your life. Have a great Saturday!

Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved. Enjoy your Friday!

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. Thanks for voting for me!

Don't be afraid of enemies who attack you. Be afraid of the friends who flatter you. With that in mind, enjoy Thursday!

Always be fearless. Walk like a lion, talk like pigeons, live like elephants and love like an infant child. Enjoy your Wednesday!

Veni, vidi, visa. I came. I saw. I did a little shopping. Thanks for voting for me!