On this Super Bowl Sunday I wanted to pass along this thought: The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. Your vote is in!
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
The roads are still icy here in my section of Colorado. But, as I sit here with some warm green tea, I find myself laughing, remembering my four years of high school in northern Virginia, where three times in four years, they canceled school for the POSSIBILITY of snow. The best part was; all that snow they predicted never came! Have a great, warm Saturday! Votes are in!
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'? GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'. TEACHER: No, that's wrong. GLENN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
Colorado Springs is proudly one of the largest military communities in our country, hosting five military bases. It's a wonderful place to live. However, when you take our country's finest from every state, (bringing with them all of their state's bad driving habits), mix with the vast number of retirees, and dumb kids just learning to drive, and the texting/talking/eating a burger/doing their makeup while driving crew, and add snow...the result is CHAOS. TGIF, and TG-I get to stay home today! Have a great (safe) day. VAI.
Posted 02/03/2012 02:17 pm
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