kristal

Glad that a joke could brighten up your day, laughter is good for your soul and spirt, .. here is the joke of the day!! An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. "Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich." ** POOF *** her rocking chair turns to solid gold. "And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess." *** POOF *** she turns into a beautiful young woman. "Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh--can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks. *** POOF *** there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch in his catlike way and whispers in her ear, "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered, aren't you?"....~Lito Bregante~ak~ GreeN

Happy Sunday, Kristal!

Sunday votes in!

Spent all day getting a scanner online so I can get recipes scanned for publication. Publishing a church recipe book for Christmas. Sooooooo exhausted!

passing by to leave you muuuUucho love and here is the joke of the day enjoy "One day, a young boy comes home from school, and hears a strange man in the Bedroom with his mother. Hiding in the closet he see's a man in bed with his mother. Suddenly his mother looks up and says "Oh my god, my Husband is home early! Quick hide in the closet. Once inside the man hears a voice "man..it sure is dark in here... The man startled tries to quiet the lad "Shhh..please be quiet" The boy leans up and says "o.k. if you'll buy my Base ball" The man asks "how much?" The Kid says "$100" The man says "are you crazy? $100 for a base ball? The kid shrugs "I'll go ask dad then" O.k. o.k." the man says "here's $100. The next day, same thing..kid comes home, see's the man, The man ends up hiding in the closet. and hears the young voice... "Sure is dark in here?" The man sighs "look you gotta be quiet? The kid says "Sell ya my Ball mit for $100. The Man sighs and pays. Later that day, the Father asks the kid to play BaseBall. the Kids says he can't he sold his ball and glove. His dad asks how much and the kid shows him the $200. Immediately Furious, the man says "that was NOT a fair price, you cheated that man, you go to church and go to confession RIGHT NOW> So dad hauls the lad to church, and up to the confessional. The door closes and the Kid says "man, it sure is dark in here, and from the other side of the screen he hears a familiar voice say "don't start THAT Shyt again!..lol..hope you enjoy the joke ill pass by tommorrow!~Lito BreGante~

quotes of the day! much love always from Lito Bregante ak Green, ~“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” ― Marilyn Monroe~ “You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.” ~ “We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.” ― Anaïs Nin ~

its T.G.I.Friday,hope you have a Good Friday and may God bless you in many way, much Love alwayz ~Lito "Dinero BreGante"~Ak~ GreeN~

i just invaded your profile kristal with some love and support, i will be here tommorrow too, got your back on every vote, god bless your boii ~Lito~Ak~ GreeN

hope you enjoy your day and sleep well at night, god bless and much love from ~Lito~ also Known as~ GreeN~