kristal

I resolve to make no resolutions tonight. Happy Gnu's Ear! Be safe on the roads!

Haven't been on for a week. Sorry for missing voting. Hope your Christmasses were happy and blessed. Happy New Year and God bless. Hope casting is fruitful this year.

I'd love to vote for you and see you on tv, but you have to sign up for casting calls first.

Happy Holidays!! have you signed up for any casting calls lately?

Voting for a beautiful and blessed Christmas for you.

have you applied for any good new casting calls lately?

Happy Saturday, Kristal.

have you applied for any casting calls lately?

I voted for you so good luck

I voted for you

I voted for you

Finished my cookbook, ready for next week. Now watch the weekend fill up with last minute changes. Relaxing listening to Train, Trans Siberian Orchestra, and voting.

Merry Christmas, wishing you the best Holiday, much love alway From Lito Bregante,Wanted to stop by and share one of my favorite poem hope you enjoy..its called Love Or Lust it was love at first sight, the moment i met you, sparks flew and brought us, closer and together; barely a minute goes by, without me thinking, is this too good, to be true; i pinch myself from time to time, just to make sure i am not dreaming, and not hallucinating all this, between you and me; a touch here, a touch there, a kiss here, a kiss there, a gentle caress, a playful nibble, hands all over everytime we are together; few seconds of leaving you out of my sight, a frantic search begins, scanning everything and everywhere, and it stops only when i find you, standing, smiling and playing with my heart; your lips against mine, as we indulge in our sins, your body next to mine, entwined in our flame of ecstasy; in the moonlight glow, as we drift into deep peace, tell me baby, is it Love or is it Lust?

Who says your brain can't learn new things after it turns 50? I just drove 12 blocks in the right lane with my left turn signal on. I've never done that before! I'm so proud!!!!! Voted.

hope you enjoy your thankgiving, im still full from mines, =stil eating leftover lol. much love and support alway ~lito~ Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” “I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson. “And what do you deduce from that?” Watson ponders for a minute. “Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. But what does it tell you, Holmes?” Holmes is silent for a moment. “Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

Happy Tuesday.

iam glad you like the joke ima keep bringing alot more you way, just to keep you smiling all the time The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me." So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP. Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report to the commander." Later that day the Captain called the Sergeant into his office. "Hey, Sarge, that was a pretty cold way to inform Jones his mother died. Couldn't you be a bit more tactful, next time?" "Yes, sir," answered the Sarge. A few months later, the Captain called the Sergeant in again with, "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private McGrath's mother died. You'd better go tell him and send him in to see me. This time be more tactful." So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation. "Ok, men, fall in and listen up." "Everybody with a mother, take two steps forward." "Not so fast, McGrath!" 2.~pain on my side~Little Johnny~ At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the Kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and asked, "Johnny, what is the matter?" Little Johnny groaned and responded , "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."

passing by to show alot of Green Love, thank you for the support in everyway, here is the joke of the day, Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood. The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree stump. "My what big ears you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood. Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. Some distance further down the track Little Red Riding Hood again encounters the Big Bad Wolf, this time crouched behind a road sign. "My what big teeth you have, Mr Wolf", taunts Little Red Riding Hood. With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams... "Will you fuck off, I'm trying to take a shit !" hope you enjoy see you tommorrow

im glad to see you pass by and show me love , that why i keep the humor for your soul, lots of love and here to have your back always you boii ~LITO~ Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a woman with whom he may want to "pound for a couple of round". After a wild night of getting it on, it's time for the young lady to leave. As she's getting dressed, she and Mike are having a conversation. She says, "Lotsa guys want to know how it was. Well, I have good news and bad news for you. Which would you like first?" Mike thinks for a moment and says, "What the hell, give me the good news." She tells him, "The good news is that you're bigger than Magic Johnson."

What a day! Ppl getting porn posts addressed from my fb page. Page being deleted. Replacing my compromised emails, then their associated bank, ebay, paypal... accounts, and so it cascades. Please send chewy brownies/cookies and milk (or hot chocolate... maybe a white russian). I'll vote twice in exchange for tons of sympathy!!!!! ROFLOL! (Oh yes you can! Once anonymously before you sign in (for yourself, too) and once after you sign in).