My husband said to me the other day, “Honey, you won’t believe this crazy dream I had about you sleeping with the pool boy.” I thought, “Damn. I thought he was asleep.” - have a great Thursday!
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get. I ate the whole damn box of chocolates and knew I’d get a fat ass…turns out I was right! - have a great Tuesday.
Perseverance is a great element of success. If you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. Have a great Friday and a even better weekend!!!
Hey i havent been on like i should... but i have to continue to work hard in school... college is hard... but hopefully you guys continue to support me on the days i dont log on..
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us. Be happy on this Wed. !!!!
I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into him again. -- I'd definitely like to run over my ex (evil laugh - mwahaha) - have a great Wednesday
There are two kinds of talents, man-made talent and God-given talent. With man-made talent you have to work very hard. With God-given talent, you just touch it up once in a while. Have a great Tuesday.
