The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. At my son's last party, my 9 year old nephew flipped off another kid at the party...ahh I've taught him well...wax on, wax off little caterpillar-
When someone makes you angry, bring your palms together, bow your head, and say, “Dear God.” Then jump up and attack like a drunken white girl outside of a bar. You'll catch them off guard because they’ll think you were praying. - have a great weekend, hopefully free of drunken white girl fights!
Isn't it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust.
Sorry... i have not been on in a full week, i am at the end of the school year and the teachers are piling on the work... now i got finals next week i have to study for... but i am here now...
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not. Have a great Monday and a super week.
Ever tested the stretch capacity of a bra? My boobs push my bra to the limit every day and I discovered that when my hoo-ha pops out for any reason, my bra slingshots up so forcefully, I am lifted off the ground.
Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to. Just something to think about on this Sat.! Have a great weekend.
I told him, “The doctor said holding in my anger raises my blood pressure so I need to release it.” Needless to say, the judge did not find that to be a valid excuse. - Have an awesome weekend!!!
