"Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother.... upside the head." --thanks for voting - have a great day
"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?" - Roseanne Barr -- thanks for your votes - have a great night.
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no
common denominator, but among those whom I love, I
can: all of them make me laugh. Have a great laugh this Thursday.
The golden opportunity you are seeking is in yourself. It is not in your environment; it is not in luck or chance, or the help of others; it is in yourself alone. Have a great Wed !!!
There was some confusion yesterday about my post - I did not actually break up with anyone -- it was just a quote I thought was HIGHsterical. I'm happily married for going on 6 yrs now - just wanted to clear that up - :) have a great day.
When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound,
rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal. Have a great Tuesday.
Your beliefs determines your actions and your actions determines your results,
but first you have to believe. Believe in yourself!! Have a great Monday and week.
In order to keep a true perspective of one's
importance, everyone should have a dog that will
worship him and a cat that will ignore him. Have a great Thursday!!!
I have found that being honest is the best technique I can use.
Right up front, tell people what you're trying to accomplish
and what you're willing to sacrifice to accomplish it. Have a great Tuesday.
