Ever tested the stretch capacity of a bra? My boobs push my bra to the limit every day and I discovered that when my hoo-ha pops out for any reason, my bra slingshots up so forcefully, I am lifted off the ground.
I told him, “The doctor said holding in my anger raises my blood pressure so I need to release it.” Needless to say, the judge did not find that to be a valid excuse. - Have an awesome weekend!!!
Perseverance is a great element of success. If you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. Have a great Friday and a even better weekend!!!
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance? - enjoy your weekend
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us. Be happy on this Wed. !!!!
I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into him again. -- I'd definitely like to run over my ex (evil laugh - mwahaha) - have a great Wednesday
There are two kinds of talents, man-made talent and God-given talent. With man-made talent you have to work very hard. With God-given talent, you just touch it up once in a while. Have a great Tuesday.
