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Ever tested the stretch capacity of a bra? My boobs push my bra to the limit every day and I discovered that when my hoo-ha pops out for any reason, my bra slingshots up so forcefully, I am lifted off the ground.

I told him, “The doctor said holding in my anger raises my blood pressure so I need to release it.” Needless to say, the judge did not find that to be a valid excuse. - Have an awesome weekend!!!

Work joyfully and peacefully, knowing that right thoughts and right efforts will inevitably bring about right results. Have a great Wed.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. Have a relaxing Tuesday!!!

THANK YOU, JUST BACK FROM CHICAGO..HUGS

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. Go after what you want NOW!!! Have a great Monday and week.

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. Have a great Sunday.

Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need. Have a great Sat.!!!

TGIF...Have a great wknd!

Perseverance is a great element of success. If you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. Have a great Friday and a even better weekend!!!

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance? - enjoy your weekend

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. Have a great Thursday !!!

You are great and I appreciate it!

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us. Be happy on this Wed. !!!!

I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into him again. -- I'd definitely like to run over my ex (evil laugh - mwahaha) - have a great Wednesday

thanks for the vote .. have a fab Tuesday!

There are two kinds of talents, man-made talent and God-given talent. With man-made talent you have to work very hard. With God-given talent, you just touch it up once in a while. Have a great Tuesday.

No one is listening until you fart. :) - have a great day

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. Have a great Monday !!!