Sorry... i have not been on in a full week, i am at the end of the school year and the teachers are piling on the work... now i got finals next week i have to study for... but i am here now...
Ever tested the stretch capacity of a bra? My boobs push my bra to the limit every day and I discovered that when my hoo-ha pops out for any reason, my bra slingshots up so forcefully, I am lifted off the ground.
I told him, “The doctor said holding in my anger raises my blood pressure so I need to release it.” Needless to say, the judge did not find that to be a valid excuse. - Have an awesome weekend!!!
My husband said to me the other day, “Honey, you won’t believe this crazy dream I had about you sleeping with the pool boy.” I thought, “Damn. I thought he was asleep.” - have a great Thursday!
