When someone makes you angry, bring your palms together, bow your head, and say, “Dear God.” Then jump up and attack like a drunken white girl outside of a bar. You'll catch them off guard because they’ll think you were praying. - have a great weekend, hopefully free of drunken white girl fights!
Isn't it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust.
