I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO BED

Roxane Davis Casting and a Major Cable Network want to know about YOUR PERFECT NIGHT gone horribly WRONG!! Were you a high-school valedictorian who decided to make a fun decision, only to conclude with you being arrested? Have you managed to slip out of handcuffs and escape from a squad car only to be rammed out of the highway by the same officers you ran from? Does your story start off at your college reunion, and finish with you taking a mugshot, with nappy hair, mascara and tears pouring down your cheeks? Did you friends invite you to a peaceful dinner, only to persuade you to commit a prank at a sorority or fraternity? Did you visually see your night filled with happy endings slowly change to a night of downhill spirals? If you have any stories in your history that are ironic and unbelievable, stories that you seem to tell at all the parties that followed and friends couldn't believe it WE WANT TO HEAR IT!!!